Posts tagged ‘Trump’

October 16, 2019

NEPOTISM, SELF-DEALING AND LAWLESSNESS

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

White
House Nepotism,
Self-Dealing And Lawlessness
Allowed For Believers And
Swampmeisters

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All Rights Reserved – Please Come View My Archives!!!

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September 21, 2019

A HEARTLESS PRESIDENT

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Deathly
Ill Immigrant
Children At The

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September 8, 2019

GOVERNMENT SPIES

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Trump’s
Government Spies

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August 30, 2019

NUKING HURRICANES???

by thereluctantpoet

BY CHARLES ROBERT LINDHOLM

ONLY
A MORON
WOULD BELIEVE NUKING
HURRICANES IS A GOOD
IDEA!!!

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All Rights Reserved – Please Come And Visit My Archives!!
It seems President Trump thinks using nuclear weapons
against a hurricane is a good idea????

July 4, 2019

THANKS FOR SERVING AMERICA!

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Trump’s
Thank You
To Immigrant Servicemen –

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May 21, 2019

STIMULATING HIMSELF

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Bozo
The Clown
Verbally Stimulating Himself,

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February 15, 2019

AN EBENEZER SCROOGE CLOWN

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Bozo Is A Clown,

A True Ebenezer Scrooge

With A Heart Of Stone

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February 7, 2019

THE CLAP

by thereluctantpoet

Image result for FREE PHOTO OF NANCY PELOSI'S SOTU CLAP BACK
Photo – Mashable
By Charles Robert Lindholm

He Thought
He Was So Cool
Until He Turned
Around

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November 9, 2018

HAIKU: NEEDING A HITMAN

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Needing A Hitman

To Kill Off The Witch Hunts

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October 27, 2018

HAIKU: LOW I.Q. BOZO

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Low I.Q. Bozo

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October 5, 2018

HAIKU: A FANTASY LIFE STORY

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Bozo Is Busted

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September 27, 2018

HAIKU: HENCHMEN

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Bozo Has Henchmen

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August 22, 2018

HAIKU: WE HAVE CLOWNS

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm


When They Chose Bozo

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June 21, 2018

HAIKU: TENDER AGE CHILDREN

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Tender Age Children

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June 5, 2018

HAIKU: PRESIDENT PENCE?

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Time For Impeachment

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March 12, 2018

HAIKU: HE’S CALLED POTUS

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

It’s Easy To See

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February 17, 2018

HAIKU: IT’S STORMY AHEAD

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

It’s Stormy Ahead

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January 25, 2018

HAIKU: A MULLIGAN?

by thereluctantpoet

By Charles Robert Lindholm

The Ten Commandments

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January 3, 2018

An “As We Begin Year Two of Trump” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

It has been quite a while since I wrote a political limerick. I’ve been like many other Americans, unable to suspend my disbelief that Donald Trump was elected President of the United States and hoping that I will awake from this nightmare and find that it was just a bad dream.

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September 23, 2017

Piss Fight

by Rhyme In Time

“He’s a madman!”
“He’s deranged!”
So Trump and Kim
In piss fight strange.

They each need timeout in the corner,
Each of these unruly scorners.
Where’s the kindergarten teacher?
Asleep somewhere beneath the bleachers?

Do they think it’s arithmetic,
To seek out who’s the bigger dick?

 

April 5, 2017

A Few “Nomination Abomination” Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

flawd justice

A United States Supreme Court Justice is appointed for life to make legal decisions regarding the constitutionality of the laws of our nation on all levels. A Supreme Court Justice is the watch guard of the ideals on which this great nation was founded. There is a responsibility to both those ideals and We The People. Those Justices have the most real power in this country as their decisions can effect hundreds of millions of people. They are Judges. They are not politicians. Their motivation is right and wrong and a promoting a higher good if it is within the parameters set by the Constitution. Their motivation is not greed or special interest. Now all that is being challenged by the politicians whose only motivation is greed and special interest. And that led to this…

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March 26, 2017

A “Heavenly Healthcare Wakeup Call” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

sign from God 2

Round One of the Healthcare Fight is over. Lots of ducking and weaving, no solid blows landed. It may appear that the ACA came out of it unscathed, but remember, that was just Round One which is all about feeling out your opponent (or in Trump’s case, feeling up your opponent – sorry couldn’t resist, the metaphor just hung it out there.)

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March 23, 2017

A “Real Deal To Repeal” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

deal with the devil

The recurring theme of the Trump Presidency has been, “What do we know?” We know that Trump is the lying scumbag that he basically told us he was during the campaign. It may be the only thing he didn’t lie about. He was caught on camera and tape. He just tossed it aside as insignificant as long as those easily persuaded by his hate and fear rhetoric and false promises of being a populist leader took the bait. Once he hooked them, reeled them in and won the election, America began what has been a difficult, painful process of trying to discover “What do we know?” His tweets are from The Twilight Zone. He is running a carny sideshow out of the White House. The Russian connection is real. But with regard to the extent, purpose and people involved there is still a lot of “What do we know?” still to be asked. And it is going to have a much louder voice that gains volume from the growing number of Republicans who still believe it is their sworn duty to serve the public and know that Trump does not. They know that the Republican Party is going to die a painful death if they don’t fix this fast….And that led to this……

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March 22, 2017

An “Is The Tide Turning?” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

marvel villain

Trump had a pre-election core of supporters who are white and part of a middle class that is experiencing a decline in their standard of living. They are disillusioned and frustrated by this and feel that the last eight years of government has failed them. Donald Trump represented a chance for them get back what they feel they have lost or have had taken from them. He used proven methods to appeal to their emotions. He was counting on the fact that when emotion runs high, IQ runs low and he could incite them to drop their IQ’s to a level low enough where they would overlook that he is unashamed and unapologetic for being a scumbag and vote for him. It appears that he also feels that if they were dumb enough to vote for him, they deserved what he had in store for them.

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March 18, 2017

A “Game Show Budget From A Game Show Host President” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

trust me game show

When I watched game shows growing up, the losers always went home with “a lovely parting gift.” I can picture Trump and Bannon signing off on the budget and laughing. That budget could be called “a lovely parting gift” for the old, the sick and the poor, while advancing all their Swamp Buddies to the Bonus Rounds, where they play for the real money.

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March 17, 2017

A “Re-writing The Unreality TV Script” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

unreality tv

Low approval ratings. That’s a surprise that President Trump didn’t see coming. How could he after he had such an impressive victory and crushed his opponent in the election, facts about the popular vote notwithstanding? Now his Unreality TV Presidency may be in jeopardy of being cancelled because the people who did not vote in the election and the educated middle class white women who did not want Hillary Clinton to be the first woman President are realizing what a terrible mistake they made. It was these two groups that turned the election and, hopefully, they will have the power to correct the mistake. Trump seems to have forgotten where babies come from and what the most powerful force on Earth is. You don’t mess with Mother Nature without severe consequences, which in this case will save America….And it led to this…..

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March 15, 2017

A “Consumer Protection Defection” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

nutritional label

The Consumer Protection Agency is about to become a thing of the past. Consumer Protection is in direct conflict with corporate profits. Safety, shmafety. They’ll take away a woman’s right to choose because abortion is murder, but we’ll kill the kids after they’re born by removing child safety from food, clothing, and toys. No hypocrisy there. Maybe if the Republicans can find a way to make money off of Planned Parenthood….just thinking out loud…And it led to this….

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March 11, 2017

A “Putz Putts” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

trump the golfer

I think that President Trump believed that being the President of The United States was going to be the same thing as being the CEO of his Trump businesses. In the business world that he lives in, there are more deals made on the golf course than in the board room and I believe he truly thinks that will work for him now that he is President. Negotiate a nuclear arms treaty in the snack bar over lunch after the front nine, work out a trade agreement in the men’s locker room while trading “locker room” jokes. It doesn’t quite work like that. In fact, his golfing has been the subject of intense scrutiny regarding how seriously he takes his new job. If he doesn’t get his game together real soon, he may find that America will be taking a Mulligan on the last election.

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