An Answer To The Trending Internet Question – “What Will Your Thanksgiving Menu Be?” Limerick

Internet Foodies are in a frenzy. They can only think about what are they going to make for Thanksgiving, how will they serve it, what will the table look like, and how much leftovers will there be? They are focused on the feast. Me, not so much. Don’t get me wrong, I love turkey, stuffing et all, but I can do without the fixing it. Then while amusing myself surfing the net reading the foodie fantasies, I discovered the answer to the “I can do without fixing it” dilema is in a can. WooHoo!

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A Couple Of “Thanksgiving & Holiday Spread” Limericks 2021

An annual exercise worth repeating,
Where will power takes a beating.
It’s a day dedicated
To bellys fully dilated…
Thanksgiving’s about overeating!

Thanksgiving Limericks for a Year That We’re Thankful Is Almost Over

The Thanksgiving feast is always a winner.
There’s nothing like a big turkey dinner.
Bird and sides, then dessert,
We eat ’til we hurt…
And nobody ever leaves thinner.

Thanksgiving’s Feast

In mid-October thanksgiving does arrive.
Lustrous scenery wets the appetite.
Plum colored leaves decorate festively.
Limber melons flourish on evergreen.
Tropical reds are exquisite gracing the breeze.
Traditional maple, Canada’s staple, blends
in yellow, red – orange, green.
Exuberance offsets somber modes above.

A Couple Of “Thanksgiving & Holiday Spread” Limericks

An annual exercise worth repeating,
Where will power takes a beating.
It’s a day dedicated
To getting fully satiated…
Thanksgiving’s about overeating!