A Couple Of When You’re Not Getting Off On A Chill Pill Limericks

I get my inspiration for limericks from many things (other than politics.) Goofy things that goofy friends say and, of course, social media are good sources for jokes and punchlines. I saw this meme on Facebook and knew as soon as I saw it, it was a limerick or two waiting to happen.

Hold Tight

Hold Tight

Stress pushing away

Better grounded and steady

Hold tight your branches

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Hidden But Felt

With the holidays upon you once again
You put on a happy face to hide stress
But to ignore doesn’t make it go away
Bottled up it doesn’t make it hurt less.

Stress relief

Stressed out by someone you know.

you find yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

No one but you knows your secret place.

You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called “the world,”.

Desserts is Stressed spelt backwards

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Look at those cushions, they are not straight. The dust on this coffee table is inches thick. Clean it up now you lazy bitch you know mess is something I hate.

Do it now, go, move you make me feel sick.

Don’t stand there staring as if you were thick.

The kids have wrecked the bathroom,  move your arse and sort them now. I don’t give a damn about your aching head.

Where is my dinner I have been at work all day, have  you even heard a  word I have said.

The hole in me.

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There is a hole in me. I know it is there but it is somewhere that I can’t see.

I feel it is slowly eating me but I don’t know why.

Something bad has a hold it will not let me fly.

Becoming

 

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one love was dead
then I met you…
resurgence of feelings
brought me to life
 
my nerves were shot
from stress and strain
but my soul was soothed
when you hugged me tight