Posts tagged ‘Poet’s Corner poetry blog’

September 15, 2021

A Guilty Pleasure or Pick Your Poison Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

white castle
Been there, done that ….way too many times!
And now that I can’t stay up late anymore, I keep a box of frozen White Castle sliders in the freezer

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September 13, 2021

A Sure To Please Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

head to toe kisses

Try it. You’ll like it.

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September 11, 2021

An It’s Football Season Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

football money

“Are you ready for some football?”
There will be no shortage of it for the next six months

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August 29, 2021

A Couple Of GQP Candidate Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

GOP candidates

The GOP has become the GQP and it looks like the only change they are interested in is for the worst as demonstrated by who they keep running and electing

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August 28, 2021

A When My Mouth Goes South Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Mark Twain

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain

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August 13, 2021

A Senior Sex Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

senior sex 1

I was watching a program of “classic” Jewish comedians and I turned it on in the middle of an old Borscht Belt routine being performed by Myron Cohen. He was telling a joke about one of my favorite subjects, Senior Sex, and I was riveted.

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August 11, 2021

A MAGA Intellection Defection Poem

by Joel Kravitz

Anti-Vaxxer Insurrectionists

This problem is not going away and, sadly, the pandemic and Covid Crisis isn’t either until this one does. Our Great Nation is facing a Shakespearean quandary – “To be or Not To Be…Whether to suffer the slings and arrows of pain and suffering at the hands of outrageous anti-vaxxer fools or to stick out our arms and be injected with hope for the future developed by science and proven to be safe and effective?”

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August 2, 2021

A No Relaxing Due To Anti-Vaxxing Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

anti-vaxxers

Misinformation, refusing to believe The Science
Following conspiracy theories and Q-Anon
WHY?!?! What is going on?

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July 25, 2021

A When First Is Worst Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

First is worst (2)
Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..

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July 22, 2021

It Would Be A Wonderful Life Event In America Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Angel Wings Indictment

My inspiration….

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July 21, 2021

A National Hot Dog Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

National-Hot-Dog-Day

I am a firm believer that the hot dog was made for watching sports and I have knocked down many a tube steak in front of the tube watching a game. My personal preference for a dog is Hebrew National 1/4 pounders, however, I am good with any dog that doesn’t bite me first.

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July 20, 2021

A What We Know About The Insurrection Committee Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Congressional Insurrection perps
Police Investigating Whether Lawmakers Gave Rioters Tour of Capitol Before Siege – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

First, this has taken too long to happen. Second, we can only hope that the committee will not be deterred from finding the TRUTH and holding those responsible accountable.

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July 12, 2021

Baby Boomers Aren’t Gloom and Doomers -We Just Keep Moving and Grooving

by Joel Kravitz

Boomer Grooving

This picture is a perfect depiction of my generation and it inspired this poem.
Baby Boomers…Gloom and Doomers??????

How anyone would ever think it, I could never guess.
We’re the generation that glorified “Just Say YES.”

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July 6, 2021

A Resume of Shame Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

Trump treason
He is a criminal who must be brought to justice

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July 4, 2021

A Fourth of July 2021 Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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In the Declaration of Independence, our founding fathers made a statement that is the heart and soul of our great country, a statement that makes America the greatest country in the world –

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June 19, 2021

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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That is NOT how to do it. This is.

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June 17, 2021

Modern Semantics of an Archaic Belief System 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

GQP Cancel Culture

White Christian America ended in the 2010s (nbcnews.com)

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May 24, 2021

An Ode To Phil “Lefty” Mickelson

by Joel Kravitz
PGA Championship - Final Round

(Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Fifty Year Old Phil Mickelson Defies Time With A Win For The Ages (literally and figuratively) at The PGA Championship

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May 21, 2021

A Trump Will Flip Limerick…like a pancake cook at IHOP

by Joel Kravitz

trump-family-goodbye

HUFFPOST 5/20/201
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney and “fixer” to Donald Trump, delivered a blunt warning Wednesday to the former president’s closest associates and even his own family.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them,” he warned, “including his children.”

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May 20, 2021

A Senior Man With A Menopausal Wife’s Perspective Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

AAFE libido inert

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May 19, 2021

An Insurrection Committee Opposition Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Insurrection
TFG gives his Brownshirts their orders that led to this –

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May 17, 2021

Limericks and Me

by Joel Kravitz

creative process

I wrote this to enter a contest.

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May 12, 2021

A Couple Time To Do Time Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

Trump prison
Congressional hearings on the insurrection today

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May 9, 2021

A Mother’s Day Golf Lesson Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Golf on Mother's Day

This lesson is all about course management and the course of your marriage.

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May 8, 2021

A N.I.C.E. Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Apache Blessing (2)
N.I.C.E. – Notice, Invite, Challenge, Empower

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May 6, 2021

A Will Trump Pay Rudy’s Legal Fees? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I think that this comic strip limerick illustrates the chances of that happening

AAFE grow wings and fly

May 4, 2021

A #CreepyTucker Must Go Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

#CreepyTucker

How does this racist fascist still have a platform?
Because 70M people voted for another racist fascist.
Advertisers need to pull the plug on this anti vaccer. He is a danger to America

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May 3, 2021

A Weird In A Good Way Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

weird
I am proud to call that a self-description

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