An Answer For Everything – Football Post-Partum Blues????

Ok ladies, you can come clean and admit that watching your man lard ass-ing around camped out on the sofa in front of the television every weekend from the beginning of September until the first week in February is personally offensive to you; as is the beer breath and other breakdowns in personal hygiene that accompany this football related gender specific OCD behavior.

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Antiseptic Days

 

The noise to movement guides a steady hand to turn down the volume.

Living in a clean dry aluminum can, sparsely decorated so’s I can see the bugs and vermin crawl.

Ammonia, bleach and other household cleansers; just the right combination, measured in perfect amounts, will spin my head but rid the house of the funk left behind from previous inhabitors.