Posts tagged ‘North Korea’

January 4, 2018

My Button’s Bigger

by Rhyme In Time

The doughboy has a button that will send his missile up.
He gleams with pride just like a child who dandles brand new pup.

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January 1, 2018

Nuclear Button on the Table

by Rhyme In Time

Response to: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/world/wp/2017/12/31/north-korea-leader-says-he-has-a-nuclear-button-on-my-desk-and-that-the-deterrent-will-prevent-war-with-united-states/

Fat Boy boasts of warhead button
Ready on his table.
Upon a whim the despot blob
To fire his missile’s able.

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December 8, 2017

Let’s Send In Dennis Rodman

by Rhyme In Time

Decided to post this one now because of this news item:  http://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-us-relations-dennis-rodman-741679

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He’s buddies with the little god-man—
Let’s send back in Dennis Rodman.
It well could be the Magic Worm
Can charm the crazy Chia Perm.
There certainly are notions far more odd, man.

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September 23, 2017

Piss Fight

by Rhyme In Time

“He’s a madman!”
“He’s deranged!”
So Trump and Kim
In piss fight strange.

They each need timeout in the corner,
Each of these unruly scorners.
Where’s the kindergarten teacher?
Asleep somewhere beneath the bleachers?

Do they think it’s arithmetic,
To seek out who’s the bigger dick?

 

September 22, 2017

Cold War 2.0

by Rhyme In Time

The Rocket Man and Barking Cur
Hold keys to weapons nuclear.

Cold War 2.0 brinksmanship
By children who can’t get a grip.

Blustering before UN
Is surely not the way to win.

Let’s throw them in a wrestling pen
And let them roll in their own din.

A pair of brats who vie to pin
Beats conflagration hydrogen.