My Button’s Bigger

The doughboy has a button that will send his missile up.
He gleams with pride just like a child who dandles brand new pup.

Nuclear Button on the Table

Response to: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/world/wp/2017/12/31/north-korea-leader-says-he-has-a-nuclear-button-on-my-desk-and-that-the-deterrent-will-prevent-war-with-united-states/

Fat Boy boasts of warhead button
Ready on his table.
Upon a whim the despot blob
To fire his missile’s able.

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Let’s Send In Dennis Rodman

Decided to post this one now because of this news item:  http://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-us-relations-dennis-rodman-741679

🙂

He’s buddies with the little god-man—
Let’s send back in Dennis Rodman.
It well could be the Magic Worm
Can charm the crazy Chia Perm.
There certainly are notions far more odd, man.

Piss Fight

“He’s a madman!”
“He’s deranged!”
So Trump and Kim
In piss fight strange.

They each need timeout in the corner,
Each of these unruly scorners.
Where’s the kindergarten teacher?
Asleep somewhere beneath the bleachers?

Do they think it’s arithmetic,
To seek out who’s the bigger dick?

 

Cold War 2.0

The Rocket Man and Barking Cur
Hold keys to weapons nuclear.

Cold War 2.0 brinksmanship
By children who can’t get a grip.

Blustering before UN
Is surely not the way to win.

Let’s throw them in a wrestling pen
And let them roll in their own din.

A pair of brats who vie to pin
Beats conflagration hydrogen.