A Women Always Know Limerick

My personal experience has no “sometimes” to it.

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick 1.1

A good option when things aren’t sounding too good.

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

That is NOT how to do it. This is.

I LOVE MY WIFE

I adore my wonderful wife
And I’m always telling her so.
When I tell her I that I am one lucky guy….
Her response is always “I know.” 

A Marriage Rules Limerick

But we’re all human and there will always be differences of opinion…which led to this…

Though he may be a shining white knight,
There will be the occasional fight.
And when a wife is irate
She’s always gonna hate….
Those rare times when her husband is right!

A Wrong Question At The Wrong Time Limerick

That Pesky ‘Why’ Chromosome.

A friend put up a Facebook post with this “conversation.” It led to this

A Lesson In Love Limerick – Could it be the first of many?

When I am writing about women and relationships, I always start every post with a disclaimer that I know nothing about women and, for the most part, they acknowledge that I know nothing about women and usually make a comment regarding my intellectual limitations which make it impossible for me to ever know anything about women. All of that is about 50% the truth and 50% me making fun of myself. I have been married to three wonderful women for over a total of thirty years. I have to know something beyond how to piss them off which I’ve got down pat.

Another Marriage and or Relationship Limerick

Do not think that just because I have been married three times that I know anything about marriage or women. I would never be so bold as to suggest that I do. As they say, “I may be dumb, but I ain’t stupid.” And a man claiming that he has expert knowledge of the two aforementioned subjects would be profoundly stupid.