Posts tagged ‘limerick’

April 12, 2021

A Mazel Tov To Hideki Matsuyama On His Masters Victory Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Hideki Matsuyama, of Japan, puts on the champion's green jacket with help from Dustin Johnson after winning the Masters golf tournament on Sunday, April 11, 2021, in Augusta, Ga. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
(AP Photo/David J Phillip)

Hideki Matsuyama becomes the first Japanese player to win the Masters

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April 9, 2021

A Pardon Me…Not Today Sucker Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Gaetz kiss ass

MG -Blanket Pardon Please???
TFG -Sorry Sucker, you did what many thought impossible…found a low that I couldn’t stoop to (or should I say admit to)…WOW

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April 8, 2021

A #MoscowMitch Corporate Bitch Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Moscow Mitch corp whore

Q -How does M.Mitch say this crap with a straight face?
A – He does it with his hand out.

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April 7, 2021

A Moscow Mitch’s New Corporate Stance Dance Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

1-5-19-pole-dancing-mitch

#MoscowMitch dancing around Corporations having a conscience and not just deep pockets

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April 7, 2021

A Coddiwompling Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

coddiewomple

Road Trips are fun and exciting. Hopefully, soon we will all be free to travel again. I saw this
and knew it was a limerick waiting to happen.

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April 5, 2021

A Jewish Optimist Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Jewish optimist
This is me

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April 3, 2021

A Do The Wrong Thing Limerick

by Joel Kravitz
Republican Ethics: Hear, See, Speak No Evil.

Republican Ethics: Hear, See, Speak No Evil.

The Republican silence about Matt Gaetz is deafening

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April 2, 2021

A Runaway ChooChoo Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

gravy-train-1

50 yrs ago in HS American Politics became crystal clear to me A Congressman in one of the 5 boroughs spent 10Xs his congressional salary on his campaign – ??? ROI

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April 1, 2021

A Vaccination Motivation Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

coronavirus-character-get-vaccination-vector

It will go a long way on the road back to “normalcy”
And keep following the best practices – wear a mask, wash hands frequently, social distance

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March 29, 2021

An It’s A Spring Thing Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Allergy season

It’s that time of year when Love is in the Air
And a whole lotta pollen

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March 25, 2021

A Thoughts and Prayers??? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

thoughts and prayers

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March 22, 2021

A Senate Dems Get Tough Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

grow a pair. vulgar slang To start acting in a strong, confident, and/or courageous manner, especially after having previously failed to do so.

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March 13, 2021

A Time To Make The Will Of The People The Law of Land Limerick – PASS H.R.1

by Joel Kravitz

HR1

Fight voter suppression laws in the states. Let’s not let America regress to Jim Crow.

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March 9, 2021

A Stop Voter Suppression Limerick

by Joel Kravitz


The GQP will never stop trying to make America a place with liberty and justice for White Christians only

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March 1, 2021

A Happy Uncomplicated Marriage Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

do what I'm told

A little free unsolicited marriage advice worth every cent you paid for it and less

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March 1, 2021

A Can Good Overcome Evil? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

And what makes it especially chilling is that this Evil is supported by Evangelical Leaders and people who profess to be Christians yet do not live their lives in accordance with the teachings of Jesus. The truth is that they can not accept the Truth – that Love is the Answer and Good will Triumph over Evil.

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February 27, 2021

A Plight of Party Politics Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

politicalparties_broken system

We have to solve this problem or we are not going to advance as a country.

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February 27, 2021

A CPAC Attack Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

At CPAC GQP  remains defiant about stolen election and pro-Trump riot as they worship their golden idol.

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February 25, 2021

A Broken System Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

politicalparties_broken system

The current political climate could not be anymore toxic.

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February 22, 2021

A Couple Of A Troubled Limerick Writer Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

American Politics is much more tragedy than comedy today

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February 20, 2021

A Putting The Nasty In Nasty Weather Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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There are so many serious problems with having no water that it is hard to make light of it, but I saw this pic on FB and it made me laugh and a limerick popped into my head.

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February 19, 2021

A Back Up On The Horse Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

get back on the horse

Texans are tough. If they get bucked off, they will get right back on the horse and ride again.

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February 17, 2021

A Goodbye Rush Limbaugh Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Rush-Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh is gone but will not be forgotten. The evolution of his brand mirrors the changing dynamics of party politics. He began as a conservative “Patriot.” Conservative and patriotic do not describe the virulent speech he subscribed to at the end.

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February 16, 2021

A Resume of Shame Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

trump-wanted-poster
AND SO MUCH MORE

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February 15, 2021

A When You Don’t Know How To Drive In Snow Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

stuck-car (2)
Most people is Houston don’t know how to drive in the snow.
The Mayor is telling people to stay home. Not an option for many, but driving cautiously is an option for everybody. Not an option for fools.

Houston, we have a problem…it snowed
Made worse by nuts out on the road.
And there’s no reason why!
They can’t drive when it’s dry,…
It must be part of the “idiot code!”

February 10, 2021

A Matter of Morals and Courage Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

macarthur courage of conviction quote

This is a time for Moral Purpose, Moral Compass
And Moral Courage. We’ll soon find out what
our country’s Senate is made of.

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February 8, 2021

A Political Punditry Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

creative process
Especially with regard to politics today

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February 4, 2021

A The Danger Increases Every Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

From The American President

Making you afraid of it and telling you who to blame for it

https://youtu.be/OC2jhQ0KAAU

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