December 6, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Artwork by Donnie Purcell
I wrote these limericks back in 2020. After Trump was defeated, I thought he would “go away,” literally and figuratively – go build hotels and golf courses in Russia, or something like that. Didn’t happen, because diseases don’t just go away, they become lethal. read more »
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December 3, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

It amazes me that so many foods have their own day. But I have found that some are inspirational and I have had fun writing a limerick for those special days that capture my fancy. And as I am a pie lover, I love a pie limerick. Here’s one more. read more »
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December 2, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

I saw this on Facebook and, like The Bard of Avon, I cannot resist a taking a shot at a fart joke with these eight lines and a limerick read more »
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December 1, 2022
by Joel Kravitz




Pie is great as a wonderful dessert or as a euphemism! Who wants pie? read more »
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November 23, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Fortunately, not my problem
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November 19, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Internet Foodies are in a frenzy. They can only think about what are they going to make for Thanksgiving, how will they serve it, what will the table look like, and how much leftovers will there be? They are focused on the feast. Me, not so much. Don’t get me wrong, I love turkey, stuffing et all, but I can do without the fixing it. Then while amusing myself surfing the net reading the foodie fantasies, I discovered the answer to the “I can do without fixing it” dilema is in a can. WooHoo!
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November 17, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

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Gibberish by Yours Truly
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August 19, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Wow, I made it – I was beginning to wonder
Now my fears have all been put asunder
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August 15, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

It’s amazing how many desserts have their own day.
For me, every day is a dessert day and I have no objection celebrating each and every tasty treat’s special day.
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August 12, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

We had turntables, amps and speaker columns and WE HAD OUR MUSIC
For Boomers our vinyl record collection
Was a huge pop culture connection.
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August 10, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

This marshmallow and chocolate cookie sandwich rendition
Is a gooey campfire tradition.
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August 10, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Responsibility doesn’t get in my way.
Thus, my less than stellar resume`.
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August 5, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

When it’s time to either do a load or re-load
If you go commando, then you wouldn’t care,
But for those of us who wouldn’t dare,
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August 4, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Fun to make and even more fun to eat
The Toll House chocolate chip cookie recipe
Is the cookie icon it’s come to be.
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August 2, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

The ice cream sandwich ranks as the second best-selling ice cream novelty in America. The average number of ice cream sandwiches eaten per second nationally is 48. Versions of the ice cream sandwich have been around since the turn of the twentieth century with the rectangular shaped cookies and vanilla ice cream sandwich being introduced in 1945
The cookie and ice cream combination
Has been a long-time sensation.
The frozen novelty treat
Can not be beat….
And now there’s an Ice Cream Sandwich Day celebration.
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July 30, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

National Cheesecake Day – a day to celebrate sweet deliciousness…and choose to overlook the calories.
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July 30, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Artwork by Kevin Kallaugher
I saw this and then this popped into my head read more »
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July 30, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

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It’s International Tiger Day
And I’m bursting with pride when I say
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July 28, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

At the end of the time period between Halloween and Valentine’s Day, I am in a serious milk chocolate overload condition…not that I can resist it during the rest of the year!
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July 26, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

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It won’t take more than a gentle nudge
For me to go out for HOT FUDGE.
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July 20, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

“A fortune cookie is a crisp and sugary cookie wafer usually made from flour, sugar, vanilla, and sesame seed oil with a piece of paper inside, a “fortune”, usually an aphorism, or a vague prophecy.” Like, “If you eat too many hot dogs on National Hot Dog Day expect digestive distress.” Actually, they don’t give advice as good as that.
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July 19, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

An alternative “frozen concoction that helps me hang on.” It’s good to have options
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July 17, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

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July 17, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

My personal experience has no “sometimes” to it.
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July 16, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Artwork by Donnie Purcell
The poor serpent has been enduring a bad rap from an enduring fairy tale that’s been around for a long time, but not as long as reptiles have been slithering around on Planet Earth.
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July 13, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

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Frank ‘N Beans are the bomb…..literally
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July 8, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

Wow, I made it – I was beginning to wonder
Now my fears have all been put asunder
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June 30, 2022
by Joel Kravitz

I consider myself an Idea Guy. The Making Them Happen part of the equation seems to elude me, but it does not discourage me nor deter me from coming up with new ideas. Every once in a while, I do have a great one and make it happen. But, more times than not….
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