Posts tagged ‘limerick’

October 30, 2021

A Jewish Medicine and Magic Potion Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Jewish Penicillin

It’s does the trick when you’re feeling sick….and more

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October 24, 2021

A “Victimizer Of Circumstances” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Koch Bros money
THEY ALL TAKE THE MONEY
Grifting is the most transparent thing in US National Politics and don’t be fooled by party optics…

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October 23, 2021

An “If I Had A Dollar Every Time..” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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We all know and have used that expression about the recurrence of things that seem to find their way into our lives. Mostly, insignificant things in the big picture, but things that happen enough times that we think that we would have accumulated a small fortune had we been remunerated every time they happened.

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October 7, 2021

A “You Can’t Choose Your Parents, But…” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

trump and his progeny

But no one chooses a psychopath and sociopath for a dad…unless….

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October 1, 2021

A Pain In The Ass Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

roids (2)

I saw this poetry contest – https://painpoemprize.com – and I could not resist after I saw the mission statement – The conception and goal of Pain/Poem/Prize is to wed lyrical verse to wit and levity, poetry to playfulness, as a purposeful remedy for the dis-ease of our mortal human condition. Wit and self-effacing humor are a must!
 
That said, I knew I had something that was dead solid perfect for this contest

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September 20, 2021

A Couple Of When You’re Not Getting Off On A Chill Pill Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

chill out
I get my inspiration for limericks from many things (other than politics.) Goofy things that goofy friends say and, of course, social media are good sources for jokes and punchlines. I saw this meme on Facebook and knew as soon as I saw it, it was a limerick or two waiting to happen.

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September 13, 2021

A Sure To Please Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

head to toe kisses

Try it. You’ll like it.

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August 28, 2021

A When My Mouth Goes South Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Mark Twain

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain

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August 13, 2021

A Senior Sex Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

senior sex 1

I was watching a program of “classic” Jewish comedians and I turned it on in the middle of an old Borscht Belt routine being performed by Myron Cohen. He was telling a joke about one of my favorite subjects, Senior Sex, and I was riveted.

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July 25, 2021

A When First Is Worst Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

First is worst (2)
Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..

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July 22, 2021

It Would Be A Wonderful Life Event In America Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Angel Wings Indictment

My inspiration….

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July 20, 2021

A What We Know About The Insurrection Committee Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Congressional Insurrection perps
Police Investigating Whether Lawmakers Gave Rioters Tour of Capitol Before Siege – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

First, this has taken too long to happen. Second, we can only hope that the committee will not be deterred from finding the TRUTH and holding those responsible accountable.

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July 6, 2021

A Resume of Shame Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

Trump treason
He is a criminal who must be brought to justice

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June 19, 2021

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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That is NOT how to do it. This is.

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June 3, 2021

A Need To Crush The GQP In The Coming Elections Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Insurrection Headlines
On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was stormed during a riot and violent attack against the U.S. Congress.
Charged: 441
Date: January 6, 2021; 3 months ago, 12:53 – 7:30 p.m. (EDT
Death(s): 5

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May 21, 2021

A Trump Will Flip Limerick…like a pancake cook at IHOP

by Joel Kravitz

trump-family-goodbye

HUFFPOST 5/20/201
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney and “fixer” to Donald Trump, delivered a blunt warning Wednesday to the former president’s closest associates and even his own family.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them,” he warned, “including his children.”

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May 20, 2021

A Senior Man With A Menopausal Wife’s Perspective Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

AAFE libido inert

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May 19, 2021

An Insurrection Opposition Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Insurrection
TFG gives his Brownshirts their orders that led to this –

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May 9, 2021

A Mother’s Day Golf Lesson Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Golf on Mother's Day

This lesson is all about course management and the course of your marriage.

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May 8, 2021

A N.I.C.E. Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Apache Blessing (2)
N.I.C.E. – Notice, Invite, Challenge, Empower

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May 6, 2021

A Will Trump Pay Rudy’s Legal Fees? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I think that this comic strip limerick illustrates the chances of that happening

AAFE grow wings and fly

May 4, 2021

A #CreepyTucker Must Go Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

#CreepyTucker

How does this racist fascist still have a platform?
Because 70M people voted for another racist fascist.
Advertisers need to pull the plug on this anti vaccer. He is a danger to America

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April 30, 2021

A Biden’s Speech Before Congress Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Biden speech
Joe Biden – How a President Of The United States Of America is supposed to look and sound delivering a message of hope and plan for the future of our great country.

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April 26, 2021

A Marriage Rules Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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But we’re all human and there will always be differences of opinion…which led to this…

A husband may be his wife’s shining white knight
But there will be the occasional fight
And when a wife is irate
She’s always gonna hate….
Those rare times when her husband is right!

April 25, 2021

An Aging To Perfection Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Aged to perfection

Aging is one of the true paradoxes of Life.

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April 24, 2021

A Call It Kool Aid or Mar A Lago Sunshine Moonshine Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Kool Aid

How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations

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April 21, 2021

A First Step Towards “Justice For All” BLM Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

George Floyd justice
The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality

The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality | US News | Sky News 

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April 16, 2021

A GQP EIS Acronym Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

GQP

EIS EVIL IMMORAL STUPID

I saw this tweet this morning. It was a comment on MTG & LB voting against reauthorizing the National Marrow Donor Program, the only two votes against, and bam, another limerick

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