Posts tagged ‘limerick’

September 13, 2021

A Sure To Please Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

head to toe kisses

Try it. You’ll like it.

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August 28, 2021

A When My Mouth Goes South Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Mark Twain

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain

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August 13, 2021

A Senior Sex Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

senior sex 1

I was watching a program of “classic” Jewish comedians and I turned it on in the middle of an old Borscht Belt routine being performed by Myron Cohen. He was telling a joke about one of my favorite subjects, Senior Sex, and I was riveted.

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July 25, 2021

A When First Is Worst Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

First is worst (2)
Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..

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July 22, 2021

It Would Be A Wonderful Life Event In America Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Angel Wings Indictment

My inspiration….

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July 20, 2021

A What We Know About The Insurrection Committee Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Congressional Insurrection perps
Police Investigating Whether Lawmakers Gave Rioters Tour of Capitol Before Siege – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

First, this has taken too long to happen. Second, we can only hope that the committee will not be deterred from finding the TRUTH and holding those responsible accountable.

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July 6, 2021

A Resume of Shame Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

Trump treason
He is a criminal who must be brought to justice

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June 19, 2021

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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That is NOT how to do it. This is.

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June 3, 2021

A Need To Crush The GQP In The Coming Elections Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Insurrection Headlines
On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was stormed during a riot and violent attack against the U.S. Congress.
Charged: 441
Date: January 6, 2021; 3 months ago, 12:53 – 7:30 p.m. (EDT
Death(s): 5

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May 21, 2021

A Trump Will Flip Limerick…like a pancake cook at IHOP

by Joel Kravitz

trump-family-goodbye

HUFFPOST 5/20/201
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney and “fixer” to Donald Trump, delivered a blunt warning Wednesday to the former president’s closest associates and even his own family.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them,” he warned, “including his children.”

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May 20, 2021

A Senior Man With A Menopausal Wife’s Perspective Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

AAFE libido inert

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May 19, 2021

An Insurrection Committee Opposition Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Insurrection
TFG gives his Brownshirts their orders that led to this –

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May 9, 2021

A Mother’s Day Golf Lesson Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Golf on Mother's Day

This lesson is all about course management and the course of your marriage.

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May 8, 2021

A N.I.C.E. Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Apache Blessing (2)
N.I.C.E. – Notice, Invite, Challenge, Empower

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May 6, 2021

A Will Trump Pay Rudy’s Legal Fees? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I think that this comic strip limerick illustrates the chances of that happening

AAFE grow wings and fly

May 4, 2021

A #CreepyTucker Must Go Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

#CreepyTucker

How does this racist fascist still have a platform?
Because 70M people voted for another racist fascist.
Advertisers need to pull the plug on this anti vaccer. He is a danger to America

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April 30, 2021

A Biden’s Speech Before Congress Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Biden speech
Joe Biden – How a President Of The United States Of America is supposed to look and sound delivering a message of hope and plan for the future of our great country.

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April 26, 2021

A Marriage Rules Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

2-rules-in-the-house-the-wife-is-always-right-if-the-wife-is-wrong-please-refer-to-rule-1
There are rules in marriage. The two above and, in my experience, a couple more

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April 25, 2021

An Aging To Perfection Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Aged to perfection

Aging is one of the true paradoxes of Life.

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April 24, 2021

A Call It Kool Aid or Mar A Lago Sunshine Moonshine Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Kool Aid

How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations

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April 21, 2021

A First Step Towards “Justice For All” BLM Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

George Floyd justice
The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality

The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality | US News | Sky News 

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April 16, 2021

A GQP EIS Acronym Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

GQP

EIS EVIL IMMORAL STUPID

I saw this tweet this morning. It was a comment on MTG & LB voting against reauthorizing the National Marrow Donor Program, the only two votes against, and bam, another limerick

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April 15, 2021

A TFG Must Be Held Accountable For The Pandemic Deaths Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump pandemic response (2)

Trump’s Covid lies were a tragedy. Were they also a crime?
Trump’s lies about Covid very likely killed Americans. Where’s the accountability?

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April 12, 2021

A Mazel Tov To Hideki Matsuyama On His Masters Victory Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Hideki Matsuyama, of Japan, puts on the champion's green jacket with help from Dustin Johnson after winning the Masters golf tournament on Sunday, April 11, 2021, in Augusta, Ga. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
(AP Photo/David J Phillip)

Hideki Matsuyama becomes the first Japanese player to win the Masters

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April 9, 2021

A Pardon Me…Not Today Sucker Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Gaetz kiss ass

MG -Blanket Pardon Please???
TFG -Sorry Sucker, you did what many thought impossible…found a low that I couldn’t stoop to (or should I say admit to)…WOW

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April 8, 2021

A #MoscowMitch Corporate Bitch Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Moscow Mitch corp whore

Q -How does M.Mitch say this crap with a straight face?
A – He does it with his hand out.

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April 7, 2021

A Moscow Mitch’s New Corporate Stance Dance Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

1-5-19-pole-dancing-mitch

#MoscowMitch dancing around Corporations having a conscience and not just deep pockets

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April 7, 2021

A Coddiwompling Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

coddiewomple

Road Trips are fun and exciting. Hopefully, soon we will all be free to travel again. I saw this
and knew it was a limerick waiting to happen.

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