Posts tagged ‘limerick’

January 9, 2021

A Failure’s Failed Coup Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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This happened in America on January 6, 2021
The President of The United States incited this

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January 6, 2021

A Democracy Prevails Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

democracy prevails

Keep The Faith – Good Triumphs Over Evil

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January 3, 2021

A When You Think He Couldn’t Go Any Lower Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

 

Trump speaks by phone with the Saudi Arabia's King in the Oval Office at the White House

Trump Pressured Georgia Official to ‘Find’ Enough Votes to Overturn Election

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December 24, 2020

A Christmas Grift Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

santa-trump (2)

Making a list and checking it twice…
Gonna find out who will pay my price…..

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December 16, 2020

A Jewish Nativity Narrative Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

Come for the birth. Stay for the bris

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December 12, 2020

A From Voter Suppression To Civil War and Secession Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I wrote this tweet on July 6 and the original limerick on August 28. I hope that I am not going to be right about this; sadly, it looks like I am.

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December 11, 2020

A The Narcissist Must Desist Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

The Trump Unreality show must be cancelled and taken off the air

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December 6, 2020

A Couple of 2020 Election Fraud Rejection Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

ENOUGH ALREADY

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November 24, 2020

A Couple of Exit Strategy Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

To quote the great Chris Berman – “He could go all the way!”

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November 22, 2020

A Nero Fiddled, Trump Played Golf Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

G20 Meets On Coronavirus As Trump Makes 298th Golf Trip Of Presidency (forbes.com)

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November 14, 2020

A Pardon Me Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

Will Trump try to pardon himself on the way out of the White House?

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October 23, 2020

A No Debate About The Hate Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump and Biden may be done debating,
But it’s not the end of name calling and baiting.
We’re now at the stage,
Where there’s more lies and rage….
And Trump ramps up racism and hating.

October 20, 2020

An Idiotic Serpent Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

trump serpent

220,000 Americans have died from Covid-19. Current models are producing dire predictions.

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October 16, 2020

A Make The Lies And Hate Disappear Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

#VOTEBLUETOSAVEAMERICA
CREDIBILITY, TRUST & DEMOCRACY MATTER. THAT IS WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT

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October 14, 2020

A We Can Undo The Con Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Pandemic Potion #9 – “I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink.”

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October 5, 2020

A Still Think Its A Hoax? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

It is a shame that this had to happen, but the behavior of the those involved made it seem inevitable.

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October 2, 2020

A Stand Back & Stand By Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

As bad as this is, it can get much worse.

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September 29, 2020

A Cult Communion or We Don’t Need An Election, We Need An Exorcism Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

The title was inspired by the old cartoon show The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends which used two titles in their preview of the next episode.

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September 26, 2020

A What Would Jesus Do Limerick 1.2

by Joel Kravitz

Jesus

How is it that so many people that claim to be Christians and cling to the misguided belief that America is a Christian nation show total disregard to the teachings of Jesus?

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September 24, 2020

Rude not to

by Jem Croucher

5 of 10 in the Jemverse ‘On the beach’ series

It’s still early but here
on the beach the warm sun
is rising and raring to go
So I’m here in my shorts
“Cos I felt that I ought
get in there and go with the flow

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September 22, 2020

A Bounced Checks and Negative Balances Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

checks and balances

THIS IS WHY AMERICANS WHO CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF AMERICA   MUST VOTE BLUE     #votebluetoendthisnightmare  #votebluetosaveAmerica

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September 21, 2020

A Moscow Mitch, The Most Evil Of All Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

MOSCOW-MITCH-Chris-Britt

Moscow Mitch is the one wielding the real power. He is the most dangerous person in America that does not have the nuclear weapons code.

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September 18, 2020

A Bill Barr, Your Room Is Ready Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Barr prison

We have a cell reserved for you right next to Donnie’s

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September 15, 2020

A Trump & Truth Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

Big Lie 1.1 (2)

I wrote the original limerick and post on February 7, 2017. It was in response to a MSNBC blog post – Trump wants to be seen as the sole authority for truth. 

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September 13, 2020

A Football Fare Fav Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

hot dogs

It’s football season. Politics aside, football provides lots of entertainment and fellowship. Hopefully, it can still be enjoyable for those who like to watch with family & friends and cheer for their teams.

And football season means football fare. I am a firm believer that the hot dog was made for watching sports and I have knocked down many a tube steak in front of the tube watching a game. My personal preference for a dog is Hebrew National 1/4 pounders, however, I am good with any dog that doesn’t bite me first.

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September 9, 2020

A Going All In To Not Go All Out Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

trump supporters cliff

Trump announced that he is willing to spend his own money on the presidential campaign. “Whatever it takes. We have to win. This is the most important election in the history of our country,” he said. That may be the only thing that he has said about the campaign that is true. It certainly is the most important election in the history of the country for him.

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September 5, 2020

A Can Good Overcome Evil? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

And what makes it especially chilling is that this Evil is supported by Evangelical Leaders and people who profess to be Christians yet do not live their lives in accordance with the teachings of Jesus. The truth is that they can not accept the Truth – that Love is the Answer and Good will Triumph over Evil.

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September 4, 2020

A Soup Weapon Limerick 1.3

by Joel Kravitz

matzo balls (3)

I started writing this limerick in1998, and I have been stuck finding a good last line. I have tried many that just didn’t quite work for me…until today, thanks to #soupgate.

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