A Sure To Please Limerick

Try it. You’ll like it.

A When My Mouth Goes South Limerick

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain

A Senior Sex Limerick

I was watching a program of “classic” Jewish comedians and I turned it on in the middle of an old Borscht Belt routine being performed by Myron Cohen. He was telling a joke about one of my favorite subjects, Senior Sex, and I was riveted.

A When First Is Worst Limerick

Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..

It Would Be A Wonderful Life Event In America Limerick

My inspiration….

A What We Know About The Insurrection Committee Limerick

Police Investigating Whether Lawmakers Gave Rioters Tour of Capitol Before Siege – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

First, this has taken too long to happen. Second, we can only hope that the committee will not be deterred from finding the TRUTH and holding those responsible accountable.

A Resume of Shame Limerick 1.1

He is a criminal who must be brought to justice

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

That is NOT how to do it. This is.

A Need To Crush The GQP In The Coming Elections Limerick

On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was stormed during a riot and violent attack against the U.S. Congress.
Charged: 441
Date: January 6, 2021; 3 months ago, 12:53 – 7:30 p.m. (EDT
Death(s): 5

A Trump Will Flip Limerick…like a pancake cook at IHOP

HUFFPOST 5/20/201
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney and “fixer” to Donald Trump, delivered a blunt warning Wednesday to the former president’s closest associates and even his own family.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them,” he warned, “including his children.”

A Senior Man With A Menopausal Wife’s Perspective Limerick

An Insurrection Committee Opposition Limerick

TFG gives his Brownshirts their orders that led to this –

A Mother’s Day Golf Lesson Limerick

This lesson is all about course management and the course of your marriage.

A N.I.C.E. Limerick

N.I.C.E. – Notice, Invite, Challenge, Empower

A Will Trump Pay Rudy’s Legal Fees? Limerick

I think that this comic strip limerick illustrates the chances of that happening

A #CreepyTucker Must Go Limerick

How does this racist fascist still have a platform?
Because 70M people voted for another racist fascist.
Advertisers need to pull the plug on this anti vaccer. He is a danger to America

A Biden’s Speech Before Congress Limerick

Joe Biden – How a President Of The United States Of America is supposed to look and sound delivering a message of hope and plan for the future of our great country.

A Marriage Rules Limerick

There are rules in marriage. The two above and, in my experience, a couple more

An Aging To Perfection Limerick

Aging is one of the true paradoxes of Life.

A Call It Kool Aid or Mar A Lago Sunshine Moonshine Limerick

How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations

By Shane Goldmacher

Published April 3, 2021  Updated April 14, 2021
How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

A First Step Towards “Justice For All” BLM Limerick

The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality

The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality | US News | Sky News 

A GQP EIS Acronym Limerick

EIS EVIL IMMORAL STUPID

I saw this tweet this morning. It was a comment on MTG & LB voting against reauthorizing the National Marrow Donor Program, the only two votes against, and bam, another limerick

A TFG Must Be Held Accountable For The Pandemic Deaths Limerick

Trump’s Covid lies were a tragedy. Were they also a crime?
Trump’s lies about Covid very likely killed Americans. Where’s the accountability?

A Mazel Tov To Hideki Matsuyama On His Masters Victory Limerick

(AP Photo/David J Phillip)

Hideki Matsuyama becomes the first Japanese player to win the Masters

A Pardon Me…Not Today Sucker Limerick

MG -Blanket Pardon Please???
TFG -Sorry Sucker, you did what many thought impossible…found a low that I couldn’t stoop to (or should I say admit to)…WOW

A #MoscowMitch Corporate Bitch Limerick

Q -How does M.Mitch say this crap with a straight face?
A – He does it with his hand out.

A Moscow Mitch’s New Corporate Stance Dance Limerick

#MoscowMitch dancing around Corporations having a conscience and not just deep pockets

A Coddiwompling Limerick

Road Trips are fun and exciting. Hopefully, soon we will all be free to travel again. I saw this
and knew it was a limerick waiting to happen.