Let’s Send In Dennis Rodman

Decided to post this one now because of this news item:  http://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-us-relations-dennis-rodman-741679

🙂

He’s buddies with the little god-man—
Let’s send back in Dennis Rodman.
It well could be the Magic Worm
Can charm the crazy Chia Perm.
There certainly are notions far more odd, man.

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Piss Fight

“He’s a madman!”
“He’s deranged!”
So Trump and Kim
In piss fight strange.

They each need timeout in the corner,
Each of these unruly scorners.
Where’s the kindergarten teacher?
Asleep somewhere beneath the bleachers?

Do they think it’s arithmetic,
To seek out who’s the bigger dick?

 

Child with a Military ;-)

Things are getting pretty scary!
Child with a military,
He’s the world’s adversary
But should be in solitary.