My mom had a saying for every occasion and I am sure she would have adapted one her favorites to fit this situation.
Johnny & Amber’s Wedding Vows in Hindsight
The Johnny Depp Amber Heard Shit Show (literally) has me re-thinking wedding vows. After hearing testimony of the total lack of self-respect and any respect for anyone or anything on display here, I got to wondering about how these two ever got married in the first place. And, in hindsight, what their vows should have been.
Poetry Challenge: Self portrait.
Ode to Simple Things
I want to smoke my cigarette with Johnny Depp
on the patio of an Irish café, discussing how his children are doing,
if I would like another beer,
what he will do with his newest role in my newest movie,
and other simple little things.
I want to be confident in knowing
there is absolutely no one watching me change
in the locker room
and laughing into their shirts
so I can’t hear.