Posts tagged ‘humour poetry’

March 17, 2016

Multi-tasking

by Harry

It’s said that woman

can multi-task

I can see it some times

but I still had to ask

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March 5, 2016

Spring’s Inviting Floras

by Colly

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I’m a daffodil. A daffodil that’s I.

In the sunlight, I’m as yellow as lemon pie.

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February 29, 2016

Your body: Haiku

by Harry

Your body has beautiful lines

Your curves are just so perfect

for one to touch and to caress

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February 9, 2016

Why?

by russtowne

When I say I’ll be done in five minutes and she’s waiting for me

She tells me I’m taking ten when it’s only been three

But when she says she needs five minutes for her to be done

I’m still waiting and waiting when it’s been thirty-one!

–Russ Towne

© Copyright 2016 Russ Towne

All Rights Reserved

September 3, 2015

The zebra and Bizet

by Jem Croucher

 

I think it was Bizet the zebra was playing
in Brighton today in the sun
Nocturne in D Major if I’m not mistaken
Yes, I think that piece was the one

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August 27, 2015

Damp

by Jem Croucher

 

A damp morning’s followed
by a damp afternoon
It’s the dampest it’s been
since the damp days of June
It’s damp in the garden
and damp on the street
It’s damp everywhere
It’s a dampness complete

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June 4, 2015

A hot cup of tea

by Jem Croucher

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Do you ever get days
When your mind’s not in gear
They come along sometimes
Once or twice in a year
You can’t settle to anything
Concentration’s a chore
And you can’t really remember
What your day was all for.

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May 5, 2015

Sea trip.

by Harry

 

I bought a clipper

to sail the sea

I brought slippers

to comfort me

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April 14, 2015

Gallbladder Patient – humor

by Colly

The gall of the bladder.
Won’t do what it outta.
Doctor needs a platter.

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March 11, 2015

You appeared from nowhere

by Harry

I received this in an email as a joke for my other blog, reading it I thought it was a poem until I got to the end, I had to censor it 🙂 on the last line.

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January 27, 2015

Luv Your Selfie…

by Colly

Wishing      y-selfie a

Happy      Valentines…!!

Troll-l-u-l-u-l-u-loll.

OK – Jk

 

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November 27, 2014

My friend the Spell checker

by Harry

I halve a spelling chequer

I got it on my pee see

its marks four my revue

cause mistakes I dew knot sea

eye right a word

and weight for it two say

weather eye am wrong oar write

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September 25, 2014

Poets memories

by Harry

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Are poets forgetful creatures

thinking about poetry

and writing all day

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September 23, 2014

Rambling poem

by Harry

writing a rhyme
takes up my time

i look up at the birds
to find me the words

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September 6, 2014

Greek’s go to war ?

by Harry
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August 31, 2014

Volcanoes In Kitchen: Humor

by Venkat

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as I look behind
into yesterday’s history
volcanoes in kitchen
missiles of ballistic range
fires in eyes, holes in heart

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August 29, 2014

Snoring

by Michelle Sherlock

Photo of 4 poster bed at White Hart Inn, Harrogate, with Mr and Mrs cushions

Delayed sleep

A modern curse?

Repeated waking

Time’s a blur

 

Tick tock goes the clock

The light’s too bright

The breathing too loud

 

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August 12, 2014

The broken voice

by Jem Croucher

When Jimmy woke that fateful day
He knew something had gone away
(But what it was he could not tell
For he couldn’t speak or shout or yell)

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July 10, 2014

Umbrellagrumps

by Jem Croucher

Grey rainy day. Not quite summer
Although it is June with Wimbledon
And strawberries and umbrellas and moans
All of which will be forgotten soon

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January 20, 2014

Evil grin and spin around

by wordcoaster

Close your eyes

Now count to ten

Clap as many times you can

Reverse awhile

Then start again

Open your eyes to the world so bright

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January 16, 2014

A pillow for me:

by Harry

A pillow for my head

i have a thumping headache

a pillow for my neck

people say i’m a pain in the neck

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January 4, 2014

A Note to Spouse

by Venkat

You still are my unread book
Don’t give a quizzical look
I may not be as good a cook
Or perfect in the path I took
Yet my heart is open as your nook
A spiritual path I undertook
To you it might be gobbledygook

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January 19, 2013

Writing a poem.

by Harry

I sit here trying to write

A poem to please the readers

Tapping keys to make a line

And then deleting most of it

The words are not coming

They don’t seem to fit

Tapping, tapping only in hope

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September 20, 2012

Sports: Poem, Rhyme.

by Harry

This is my first attempt at rhyme, and I would love to hear your thoughts.

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