Posts tagged ‘Humor’

November 30, 2019

‘Corrupt Carols’ (another free download)

by Rhyme In Time

Now that turkey day has passed behind us (or passed thru our behinds), in the mood for some twisted takes on those hideous holiday favorites?

My gift (or perhaps curse) to you for being supportive readers and followers: Corrupt Carols.

Free this Saturday and Sunday (11/30-12/1)

Wishing you a Grinchley good holiday season,
-Dan

rhymeintimeblog.wordpress.com

December 8, 2018

It’s The Most Horrible Time of the Year

by Rhyme In Time

Based on It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

It’s the most horrible time of the year.
With the kids fricking yelling
While everyone’s telling me “Be of good cheer”.
It’s the most terrible time of the year.

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May 16, 2018

Acetaldehyde Dehydrogenase Deficiency

by Nick Anthony

Corralled in the narrow alley
An incalculable mass of humanity
Drunkenly bumbles and stumbles along,
Skipping in hiccuping rhythm,
Belting (and belching) drinking songs,
With the flow of the fleshy river.

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February 28, 2018

Ole Cowboy

by Colly

 

 

So, I’m caring for the elderly, and this one late-nighter, a blue-eyed cowboy,

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February 8, 2018

THE GRASS IS GREENER!

by thereluctantpoet

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photo by Jacco Rienks via Unsplash

By Charles Robert Lindholm

Look Elsie!

Erma was right!

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December 9, 2017

Limerick – Fall

by Venkat

Mr. and Mrs. Bee went to skydive to be light

Balloons in belly of a sky, in suits tight

Lighter than air, thin as cloud

Feather landing on moon, proud

Quuen-in-law stung, they so fell back in fright

image: i.pinimg.com

October 9, 2017

Ravens

by Frank Hubeny

Ravens told me my Lenore
Was dead. I said, “I know.”
That’s why I’ve blocked my chamber door.
I’ve had my fill of birds before,
But now their rapping comes once more.
Perhaps there’s hope for poor Lenore?
If not those birds can go.


I am linking this to Jilly’s Challenge in honor of Poe’s The Raven and dVerse Quadrille hosted by De Jackson (WhimsyGizmo) where the prompt word is “hope”.

July 31, 2017

Tyranny of the To Do List

by pranabaxom

Wrote this poem about three years back but did not post in my blogsite http://www.fleetingmuse.wordpress.com till recently.

Fear and persecution
Of the incomplete to-do-list,
Keeps me awake at night,
Robbing me of my beauty sleep.

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April 28, 2017

Monster Noises

by Frank Hubeny

My foot pounds hard upon the floor.
A hand grabs on the bedroom door.
The voice says low, “The monster’s here!”
There’s scrambling feet and giggling fear.

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April 27, 2017

A “Spouse Texting” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

The backspace button’s a valuable tool.
It can prevent you from acting the fool.
Before you hit “send,”
It’s best to pretend…
And comply with the “spouse texting” rule!

For an instructional video – see more

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April 8, 2017

Noisy Silent Nonsense

by Frank Hubeny

That noise is mostly silence
Like chatter in one’s mind,
Like giggling done by things that run
And wanting only to have fun,
But fun is hard to find.

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January 9, 2017

Running the Mouth: Butterfly Blues

by Frank Hubeny

When I’m here then they move there
Or anywhere than here or where
I think it best to aim my mind.

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November 28, 2016

Sad Wales Scales Tale

by HemmingPlay

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@Hemmingplay

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August 29, 2016

Kitten Catastrophe

by Colly

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She’s a little domineering;

true, she is…

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August 21, 2016

Dinner Memo

by Colly

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March 22, 2016

No Doubt

by russtowne

No Doubt

Whether the cup is half full or half empty

Of this I have no doubt,

It depends whether I’m pouring something in

Or drinking something out.

With Love,

Russ

(C) Copyright 2016 Russ Towne

All Rights Reserved

March 5, 2016

Spring’s Inviting Floras

by Colly

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I’m a daffodil. A daffodil that’s I.

In the sunlight, I’m as yellow as lemon pie.

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February 11, 2016

Pack Mule

by russtowne

She says, “We don’t need a shopping cart

I’ll just get an item or two.”

So why am I clutching thirty three things

When she’s only halfway through?

–Russ Towne

© Copyright 2016 Russ Towne

All Rights Reserved

February 11, 2016

How?

by russtowne

After thirty-seven years

How slow must I be

That when I’m out with her

She can still trick me?

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February 9, 2016

Why?

by russtowne

When I say I’ll be done in five minutes and she’s waiting for me

She tells me I’m taking ten when it’s only been three

But when she says she needs five minutes for her to be done

I’m still waiting and waiting when it’s been thirty-one!

–Russ Towne

© Copyright 2016 Russ Towne

All Rights Reserved

July 1, 2015

Read Me The A B C’s

by Colly

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A is for animals.

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June 19, 2015

Buzz off Fly !! ~ haiku

by Colly

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Fly buzzes around my head.

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June 18, 2015

Morning Interruption

by Colly

Turns out the annoying fly from yesterday

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June 12, 2015

Summer’s Emergence ~ photo’s in early June (Shuswap)

by Colly

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May 12, 2015

“High Rhyme Time”

by Colly

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There once was this mademoiselle

whose name was tough to spell.

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May 6, 2015

Gain to Loose

by Colly

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If you could make a wish

what would it be?

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March 21, 2015

Truck-in Husband

by Colly

The husband returns, home, after truck-in.

His hoddie declares:

I-D(o)AHO

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March 17, 2015

Computer Clown – that’s me

by Colly

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Talk about ado…

some of us get ourselves into.

Cumbersome plight…

wrapped up in crinkly paper.

A trite colorful…

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