Posts tagged ‘Grinch’

November 27, 2020

Holiday (per)verse

by Rhyme In Time

Rude renderings of classic carols.

Free Kindle download (thru Sunday).

November 30, 2019

‘Corrupt Carols’ (another free download)

by Rhyme In Time

Now that turkey day has passed behind us (or passed thru our behinds), in the mood for some twisted takes on those hideous holiday favorites?

My gift (or perhaps curse) to you for being supportive readers and followers: Corrupt Carols.

Free this Saturday and Sunday (11/30-12/1)

Wishing you a Grinchley good holiday season,

December 8, 2018

It’s The Most Horrible Time of the Year

by Rhyme In Time

Based on It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

It’s the most horrible time of the year.
With the kids fricking yelling
While everyone’s telling me “Be of good cheer”.
It’s the most terrible time of the year.

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December 1, 2018

Christmas Tree, Damned Christmas Tree

by Rhyme In Time

Based on O Tannenbaum (Oh Christmas Tree).

A Christmas tree, a Christmas tree!
In search of you my day’s spent.
A Christmas tree, a Christmas tree!
Search through the woods so fervent.


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November 23, 2018

Hark, the Begging Santa Rings

by Rhyme In Time

Based on Hark, the Herald Angels Sing

Hark, in front of Macy’s rings,
Santa-suited ding-a-ling.
Making clangor by a pot,
Begging for what change I’ve got.
Christmas spirit in his eyes,
Beer or vodka, I surmise.
All these Kringles sound the same:
“It’s for charity,” or so he claims.
Thanks to you, my head now rings.

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