Posts tagged ‘Christmas gifts’

December 25, 2013

A “Christmas Present” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

a Clemson schnauzer headcover

I have such a wonderful wife.
Her gift giving was especially rife.
I got a schnauzer headcover
I really love her…
It was the best Christmas of my life.

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December 22, 2013

A “Buying The Wife A Christmas Present” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Christmas poem: Challenge.

This little ditty popped into my head a 2:45 CT and I thought I needed to share it with those last minute shopping husbands who, simply by waiting to the last minute, are taking their lives into their own hands and are certainly capable of compounding their stupidity. Obviously, those husbands who procrastinate are the ones who take the path of least resistance, think only of themselves and will put a small kitchen appliance, a power tool or fishing equipment under the tree for their wives…or worse. And we all know which store at the mall offers the path of least resistance. And that thought led to this –

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