A Couple of Johnny Depp Wins Limericks

For Johnny – Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
For Amber – “No soup for you”

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An “Amber, Here’s A Question For You” Limerick

That face and those tears are real and believable…yeah right!

A “What My Mom Would Tell Amber” Limerick

My mom had a saying for every occasion and I am sure she would have adapted one her favorites to fit this situation.

Johnny & Amber’s Wedding Vows in Hindsight

The Johnny Depp Amber Heard Shit Show (literally) has me re-thinking wedding vows. After hearing testimony of the total lack of self-respect and any respect for anyone or anything on display here, I got to wondering about how these two ever got married in the first place. And, in hindsight, what their vows should have been.