Trump & MAGA MUST Be Crushed In the Upcoming Midterm Elections

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/01/republicans-sow-outrage-trump-style-2022-midterms-house-senate

His MAGA cult still worships him
And they’d start a civil war on a whim.
Their warped fixation
On a white Christian nation
Makes America’s future look grim.

What I Know About Women – Monorhyme Poetry Challenge

What I Know About Women…I Learned From You…all the women I have been lucky enough to know

Back when I was immature (last week)
And had urges to suppress,
I wanted to be a ladies man
And at times I would obsess.

The Evolution of A Relationship From Infatuation to Flatulation

I saw this cartoon on Facebook and, like The Bard of Avon, I cannot resist a taking a shot at a fart joke with these eight lines and a limerick

A Not Gender Specific Time Management Limerick 1.1

Regardless of how aggravating and infuriating this is

A Malignant Tumor

The Malignant Cruelty of Donald Trump

A two-word combination that unleashes fear –
Words no one ever wants to hear.
As a diagnosis or metaphor,
Those two words say there’s pain and suffering in store.
When the metaphor describes a politician
Who would turn the White House into Perdition,
Seeking to harm Americans for personal gain
And destroy Democracy under his reign
With the authoritarian power he tried to seize….
It’s an understatement to say Trump is a disease

A QANON Is A Clear And Present Danger Limerick

QANON spreading lies and fear,
A clear and present danger to our great nation.
What caused this ugly head to rear
With its unrighteous indignation?

A Pandemic Worst Practices and Declaring War on Fauci Limerick 1.1

There are no problems that “ignore it and maybe it will go away” won’t make worse, especially health problems.

A Spin The Dreidel Limerick 1.1

This is one of my favorite limericks and I am happy to recycle it today. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and Happy Holidays to all.

A Couple Of “Thanksgiving & Holiday Spread” Limericks 2021

An annual exercise worth repeating,
Where will power takes a beating.
It’s a day dedicated
To bellys fully dilated…
Thanksgiving’s about overeating!

A Jewish Medicine and Magic Potion Limerick

It’s does the trick when you’re feeling sick….and more

A “Victimizer Of Circumstances” Limerick

THEY ALL TAKE THE MONEY
Grifting is the most transparent thing in US National Politics and don’t be fooled by party optics…

An “If I Had A Dollar Every Time..” Limerick

We all know and have used that expression about the recurrence of things that seem to find their way into our lives. Mostly, insignificant things in the big picture, but things that happen enough times that we think that we would have accumulated a small fortune had we been remunerated every time they happened.

A “You Can’t Choose Your Parents, But…” Limerick

But no one chooses a psychopath and sociopath for a dad…unless….

A Pain In The Ass Limerick

I saw this poetry contest – https://painpoemprize.com – and I could not resist after I saw the mission statement – The conception and goal of Pain/Poem/Prize is to wed lyrical verse to wit and levity, poetry to playfulness, as a purposeful remedy for the dis-ease of our mortal human condition. Wit and self-effacing humor are a must!

 

That said, I knew I had something that was dead solid perfect for this contest

A Couple Of When You’re Not Getting Off On A Chill Pill Limericks

I get my inspiration for limericks from many things (other than politics.) Goofy things that goofy friends say and, of course, social media are good sources for jokes and punchlines. I saw this meme on Facebook and knew as soon as I saw it, it was a limerick or two waiting to happen.

A Picnic In The Park Protest(???) Limerick

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/dhs-expects-about-700-people-show-pro-trump-d-c-n1279152

A Guilty Pleasure or Pick Your Poison Limerick

Been there, done that ….way too many times!
And now that I can’t stay up late anymore, I keep a box of frozen White Castle sliders in the freezer

A Sure To Please Limerick

Try it. You’ll like it.

An It’s Football Season Limerick

“Are you ready for some football?”
There will be no shortage of it for the next six months

A Rosh Hashanah Limerick

To my family, all my Jewish friends and Jews all over the world – L’Shana Tova Happy New Year. Here’s wishing everyone a happy, healthy and sweet new year full of naches. (Yiddish-Naches – Joy: Gratification, especially from children.)

A Roe V Wade Limerick

DISCLAIMER – This limerick is not a joke. It is an OP/ED. The first four lines do not set up a punchline. They set up my controversial opinion which I know is shared by many.

A Couple Of GQP Candidate Limericks

The GOP has become the GQP and it looks like the only change they are interested in is for the worst as demonstrated by who they keep running and electing

A When My Mouth Goes South Limerick

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain

A Couple of “Aging” Limericks on My 69th Birthday

Grow old gracefully? You must be dreaming.
My Peter Pan Syndrome is teeming.
If I may be so bold,
Here’s how I’m growing old…
I’m going kicking and screaming!

A Senior Sex Limerick

I was watching a program of “classic” Jewish comedians and I turned it on in the middle of an old Borscht Belt routine being performed by Myron Cohen. He was telling a joke about one of my favorite subjects, Senior Sex, and I was riveted.

A MAGA Intellection Defection Poem

This problem is not going away and, sadly, the pandemic and Covid Crisis isn’t either until this one does. Our Great Nation is facing a Shakespearean quandary – “To be or Not To Be…Whether to suffer the slings and arrows of pain and suffering at the hands of outrageous anti-vaxxer fools or to stick out our arms and be injected with hope for the future developed by science and proven to be safe and effective?”

A No Relaxing Due To Anti-Vaxxing Limerick

Misinformation, refusing to believe The Science
Following conspiracy theories and Q-Anon
WHY?!?! What is going on?

A When First Is Worst Limerick

Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..