A Biggest Loser Limerick

Trump claims Biden must prove votes weren’t ‘illegally obtained’ in order to enter White House | Fox News

Thanksgiving Limericks for a Year That We’re Thankful Is Almost Over

The Thanksgiving feast is always a winner.
There’s nothing like a big turkey dinner.
Bird and sides, then dessert,
We eat ’til we hurt…
And nobody ever leaves thinner.

A Couple of Exit Strategy Limericks

To quote the great Chris Berman – “He could go all the way!”

A Nero Fiddled, Trump Played Golf Limerick

G20 Meets On Coronavirus As Trump Makes 298th Golf Trip Of Presidency (forbes.com)

A Wear A Mask Limerick 1.1

Every government around the world is pounding out this message loud and clear non-stop. We have a world health crisis. Science and data says this is a best practice to contain it and diminish its deadly effects.

A Pardon Me Limerick 1.1

Will Trump try to pardon himself on the way out of the White House?

A “The Vig Is Big” Limerick

This is straight out of a Tom Clancy novel only it is not fiction. It is happening

A Democracy Makes Choices Limerick

The election was historic. More people voted than in any other election before it. America should be very proud of that. It is what makes America the greatest country in the world. And though the election clearly showed that we are a divided nation right now, I am confident that once the post election chaos and litigation comes to an end, which will happen sooner before later, the greatest country in the world will do what it always has done – come together to find answers to the problems facing our great nation and make America an even greater place to live and pursue happiness.

A Don’t Go Away Mad, Just Go Away Limerick

If you think Trump will concede, you’re dreaming.
His narcistic egomania is teeming.
I think we all know
How Trump’s going to go…
And that will be kicking and screaming!

A When The Counting’s Done Limerick

This election has been one for the ages…and I am sure that regardless of what side you were on, it aged you. I know it aged me!

The election’s been anything but fun,
Now the process is under the gun.
Before it’s put to bed,
Like the Gambler sort of said…
There’ll be time enough for counting when the voting’s done.

A No Debate About The Hate Limerick

Trump and Biden may be done debating,
But it’s not the end of name calling and baiting.
We’re now at the stage,
Where there’s more lies and rage….
And Trump ramps up racism and hating.

An Idiotic Serpent Limerick

220,000 Americans have died from Covid-19. Current models are producing dire predictions.

A Make The Lies And Hate Disappear Limerick

#VOTEBLUETOSAVEAMERICA
CREDIBILITY, TRUST & DEMOCRACY MATTER. THAT IS WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT

A We Can Undo The Con Limerick

Trump Pandemic Potion #9 – “I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink.”

An Anesthetized Election Limerick

I’ve spent way too much time watching the news,
And I’m petrified that America could choose
A racist arrogant putz
It’s all making me nuts….
On pins and needles and now pills and booze.

An Economic Plan? For Whom? Limerick

The Legislative Agenda begins with this if the nightmare continues

An It Ain’t Over Yet Limerick

This has been one unbelievable year
And it is far from over

A Still Think Its A Hoax? Limerick

It is a shame that this had to happen, but the behavior of the those involved made it seem inevitable.

A Recent Conversation With My Cat

All You Need Is Love

To all the LGBT parents

A Stand Back & Stand By Limerick

As bad as this is, it can get much worse.

A Cult Communion or We Don’t Need An Election, We Need An Exorcism Limerick

The title was inspired by the old cartoon show The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends which used two titles in their preview of the next episode.

A What Would Jesus Do Limerick 1.2

How is it that so many people that claim to be Christians and cling to the misguided belief that America is a Christian nation show total disregard to the teachings of Jesus?

A VOTE BLUE TO SAVE AMERICA & END THIS NIGHTMARE LIMERICK

To SAVE AMERICA, you have to VOTE
To END THIS NIGHTMARE, you need to VOTE
Now you know what to do
VOTE STRAIGHT TICKET BLUE
Did I mention that you need to VOTE?

A Bounced Checks and Negative Balances Limerick

THIS IS WHY AMERICANS WHO CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF AMERICA   MUST VOTE BLUE     #votebluetoendthisnightmare  #votebluetosaveAmerica

A Moscow Mitch, The Most Evil Of All Limerick

Moscow Mitch is the one wielding the real power. He is the most dangerous person in America that does not have the nuclear weapons code.

A Rosh Hashanah Limerick

To my family, all my Jewish friends and Jews all over the world – L’Shana Tova Happy New Year. Here’s wishing everyone a happy, healthy and sweet new year full of naches. (Yiddish-Naches – Joy: Gratification, especially from children.)

A Bill Barr, Your Room Is Ready Limerick

We have a cell reserved for you right next to Donnie’s