A Pardon Me…Not Today Sucker Limerick

MG -Blanket Pardon Please???
TFG -Sorry Sucker, you did what many thought impossible…found a low that I couldn’t stoop to (or should I say admit to)…WOW

A #MoscowMitch Corporate Bitch Limerick

Q -How does M.Mitch say this crap with a straight face?
A – He does it with his hand out.

A Moscow Mitch’s New Corporate Stance Dance Limerick

#MoscowMitch dancing around Corporations having a conscience and not just deep pockets

A Coddiwompling Limerick

Road Trips are fun and exciting. Hopefully, soon we will all be free to travel again. I saw this
and knew it was a limerick waiting to happen.

A Jewish Optimist Limerick

This is me

A Do The Wrong Thing Limerick

Republican Ethics: Hear, See, Speak No Evil.

The Republican silence about Matt Gaetz is deafening

A Runaway ChooChoo Limerick

50 yrs ago in HS American Politics became crystal clear to me A Congressman in one of the 5 boroughs spent 10Xs his congressional salary on his campaign – ??? ROI

A Vaccination Motivation Limerick

It will go a long way on the road back to “normalcy”
And keep following the best practices – wear a mask, wash hands frequently, social distance

An It’s A Spring Thing Limerick

It’s that time of year when Love is in the Air
And a whole lotta pollen

A Thoughts and Prayers??? Limerick

A Senate Dems Get Tough Limerick

grow a pair. vulgar slang To start acting in a strong, confident, and/or courageous manner, especially after having previously failed to do so.

A Time To Make The Will Of The People The Law of Land Limerick – PASS H.R.1

Fight voter suppression laws in the states. Let’s not let America regress to Jim Crow.

A Stop Voter Suppression Limerick

The GQP will never stop trying to make America a place with liberty and justice for White Christians only

A Happy Uncomplicated Marriage Limerick

A little free unsolicited marriage advice worth every cent you paid for it and less

A Can Good Overcome Evil? Limerick

And what makes it especially chilling is that this Evil is supported by Evangelical Leaders and people who profess to be Christians yet do not live their lives in accordance with the teachings of Jesus. The truth is that they can not accept the Truth – that Love is the Answer and Good will Triumph over Evil.

A Plight of Party Politics Limerick

We have to solve this problem or we are not going to advance as a country.

A CPAC Attack Limerick

At CPAC GQP  remains defiant about stolen election and pro-Trump riot as they worship their golden idol.

A Broken System Limerick

The current political climate could not be anymore toxic.

A Couple Of A Troubled Limerick Writer Limericks

American Politics is much more tragedy than comedy today

A Putting The Nasty In Nasty Weather Limerick

There are so many serious problems with having no water that it is hard to make light of it, but I saw this pic on FB and it made me laugh and a limerick popped into my head.

A Back Up On The Horse Limerick

Texans are tough. If they get bucked off, they will get right back on the horse and ride again.

A Couple of Texas Winter Storm “Cluster” Limericks

Not ready for this

A Goodbye Rush Limbaugh Limerick

Rush Limbaugh is gone but will not be forgotten. The evolution of his brand mirrors the changing dynamics of party politics. He began as a conservative “Patriot.” Conservative and patriotic do not describe the virulent speech he subscribed to at the end.

A Resume of Shame Limerick

AND SO MUCH MORE

A When You Don’t Know How To Drive In Snow Limerick

Most people is Houston don’t know how to drive in the snow.
The Mayor is telling people to stay home. Not an option for many, but driving cautiously is an option for everybody. Not an option for fools.

Houston, we have a problem…it snowed
Made worse by nuts out on the road.
And there’s no reason why!
They can’t drive when it’s dry,…
It must be part of the “idiot code!”

A Woman’s Computer Dating Disclaimer Limerick

Thinking about this on Valentine’s Day.

Dating is daunting, especially now with the pandemic making the “meet and greet” a bad option for those staying safe with the Best Practices to not contract nor spread the virus. Computer, or e-dating, has been, is and will be a practical way to meet, communicate, and see if there might be a “connection” (similar interests, compatibility, chemistry); and, if all the cosmic tumblers fall into place, find a meaningful, lasting relationship. Computer dating has proven results. People do find love and get married.

A Valentine’s Day Giggle Poem

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If  a gentleman can make a gal giggle,
There’s a good chance that gal will like you.

A Valentine’s Day Smitten Limerick

Poetry challenge: Valentines poem.

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I’ve been smitten; there’s no way I’d mistake it
And I don’t know how you will take it.