A Guilty Pleasure or Pick Your Poison Limerick

Been there, done that ….way too many times!
And now that I can’t stay up late anymore, I keep a box of frozen White Castle sliders in the freezer

A Sure To Please Limerick

Try it. You’ll like it.

An It’s Football Season Limerick

“Are you ready for some football?”
There will be no shortage of it for the next six months

A Rosh Hashanah Limerick

To my family, all my Jewish friends and Jews all over the world – L’Shana Tova Happy New Year. Here’s wishing everyone a happy, healthy and sweet new year full of naches. (Yiddish-Naches – Joy: Gratification, especially from children.)

A Roe V Wade Limerick

DISCLAIMER – This limerick is not a joke. It is an OP/ED. The first four lines do not set up a punchline. They set up my controversial opinion which I know is shared by many.

A Couple Of GQP Candidate Limericks

The GOP has become the GQP and it looks like the only change they are interested in is for the worst as demonstrated by who they keep running and electing

A When My Mouth Goes South Limerick

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain

A Couple of “Aging” Limericks on My 69th Birthday

Grow old gracefully? You must be dreaming.
My Peter Pan Syndrome is teeming.
If I may be so bold,
Here’s how I’m growing old…
I’m going kicking and screaming!

A Senior Sex Limerick

I was watching a program of “classic” Jewish comedians and I turned it on in the middle of an old Borscht Belt routine being performed by Myron Cohen. He was telling a joke about one of my favorite subjects, Senior Sex, and I was riveted.

A MAGA Intellection Defection Poem

This problem is not going away and, sadly, the pandemic and Covid Crisis isn’t either until this one does. Our Great Nation is facing a Shakespearean quandary – “To be or Not To Be…Whether to suffer the slings and arrows of pain and suffering at the hands of outrageous anti-vaxxer fools or to stick out our arms and be injected with hope for the future developed by science and proven to be safe and effective?”

A No Relaxing Due To Anti-Vaxxing Limerick

Misinformation, refusing to believe The Science
Following conspiracy theories and Q-Anon
WHY?!?! What is going on?

A When First Is Worst Limerick

Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..

It Would Be A Wonderful Life Event In America Limerick

My inspiration….

A National Hot Dog Day Limerick

I am a firm believer that the hot dog was made for watching sports and I have knocked down many a tube steak in front of the tube watching a game. My personal preference for a dog is Hebrew National 1/4 pounders, however, I am good with any dog that doesn’t bite me first.

A What We Know About The Insurrection Committee Limerick

Police Investigating Whether Lawmakers Gave Rioters Tour of Capitol Before Siege – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

First, this has taken too long to happen. Second, we can only hope that the committee will not be deterred from finding the TRUTH and holding those responsible accountable.

Baby Boomers Aren’t Gloom and Doomers -We Just Keep Moving and Grooving

This picture is a perfect depiction of my generation and it inspired this poem.
Baby Boomers…Gloom and Doomers??????

How anyone would ever think it, I could never guess.
We’re the generation that glorified “Just Say YES.”

A Resume of Shame Limerick 1.1

He is a criminal who must be brought to justice

A Fourth of July 2021 Limerick

In the Declaration of Independence, our founding fathers made a statement that is the heart and soul of our great country, a statement that makes America the greatest country in the world –

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

That is NOT how to do it. This is.

Modern Semantics of an Archaic Belief System 1.1

White Christian America ended in the 2010s (nbcnews.com)

A Need To Crush The GQP In The Coming Elections Limerick

On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was stormed during a riot and violent attack against the U.S. Congress.
Charged: 441
Date: January 6, 2021; 3 months ago, 12:53 – 7:30 p.m. (EDT
Death(s): 5

An Ode To Phil “Lefty” Mickelson

(Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Fifty Year Old Phil Mickelson Defies Time With A Win For The Ages (literally and figuratively) at The PGA Championship

A Trump Will Flip Limerick…like a pancake cook at IHOP

HUFFPOST 5/20/201
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney and “fixer” to Donald Trump, delivered a blunt warning Wednesday to the former president’s closest associates and even his own family.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them,” he warned, “including his children.”

A Senior Man With A Menopausal Wife’s Perspective Limerick

An Insurrection Committee Opposition Limerick

TFG gives his Brownshirts their orders that led to this –

Limericks and Me

I wrote this to enter a contest.

A Couple Time To Do Time Limericks

Congressional hearings on the insurrection today

A Mother’s Day Golf Lesson Limerick

This lesson is all about course management and the course of your marriage.