Archive for ‘Joel’

September 15, 2021

A Guilty Pleasure or Pick Your Poison Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

white castle
Been there, done that ….way too many times!
And now that I can’t stay up late anymore, I keep a box of frozen White Castle sliders in the freezer

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September 13, 2021

A Sure To Please Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

head to toe kisses

Try it. You’ll like it.

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September 11, 2021

An It’s Football Season Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

football money

“Are you ready for some football?”
There will be no shortage of it for the next six months

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September 6, 2021

A Rosh Hashanah Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

L'Shana Tova

To my family, all my Jewish friends and Jews all over the world – L’Shana Tova Happy New Year. Here’s wishing everyone a happy, healthy and sweet new year full of naches. (Yiddish-Naches – Joy: Gratification, especially from children.)

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September 2, 2021

A Roe V Wade Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Roe V Wade

DISCLAIMER – This limerick is not a joke. It is an OP/ED. The first four lines do not set up a punchline. They set up my controversial opinion which I know is shared by many.

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August 29, 2021

A Couple Of GQP Candidate Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

GOP candidates

The GOP has become the GQP and it looks like the only change they are interested in is for the worst as demonstrated by who they keep running and electing

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August 28, 2021

A When My Mouth Goes South Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Mark Twain

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain

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August 20, 2021

A Couple of “Aging” Limericks on My 69th Birthday

by Joel Kravitz

Grow old gracefully? You must be dreaming.
My Peter Pan Syndrome is teeming.
If I may be so bold,
Here’s how I’m growing old…
I’m going kicking and screaming!

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August 13, 2021

A Senior Sex Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

senior sex 1

I was watching a program of “classic” Jewish comedians and I turned it on in the middle of an old Borscht Belt routine being performed by Myron Cohen. He was telling a joke about one of my favorite subjects, Senior Sex, and I was riveted.

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August 11, 2021

A MAGA Intellection Defection Poem

by Joel Kravitz

Anti-Vaxxer Insurrectionists

This problem is not going away and, sadly, the pandemic and Covid Crisis isn’t either until this one does. Our Great Nation is facing a Shakespearean quandary – “To be or Not To Be…Whether to suffer the slings and arrows of pain and suffering at the hands of outrageous anti-vaxxer fools or to stick out our arms and be injected with hope for the future developed by science and proven to be safe and effective?”

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August 2, 2021

A No Relaxing Due To Anti-Vaxxing Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

anti-vaxxers

Misinformation, refusing to believe The Science
Following conspiracy theories and Q-Anon
WHY?!?! What is going on?

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July 25, 2021

A When First Is Worst Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

First is worst (2)
Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..

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July 22, 2021

It Would Be A Wonderful Life Event In America Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Angel Wings Indictment

My inspiration….

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July 21, 2021

A National Hot Dog Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

National-Hot-Dog-Day

I am a firm believer that the hot dog was made for watching sports and I have knocked down many a tube steak in front of the tube watching a game. My personal preference for a dog is Hebrew National 1/4 pounders, however, I am good with any dog that doesn’t bite me first.

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July 20, 2021

A What We Know About The Insurrection Committee Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Congressional Insurrection perps
Police Investigating Whether Lawmakers Gave Rioters Tour of Capitol Before Siege – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

First, this has taken too long to happen. Second, we can only hope that the committee will not be deterred from finding the TRUTH and holding those responsible accountable.

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July 12, 2021

Baby Boomers Aren’t Gloom and Doomers -We Just Keep Moving and Grooving

by Joel Kravitz

Boomer Grooving

This picture is a perfect depiction of my generation and it inspired this poem.
Baby Boomers…Gloom and Doomers??????

How anyone would ever think it, I could never guess.
We’re the generation that glorified “Just Say YES.”

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July 6, 2021

A Resume of Shame Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

Trump treason
He is a criminal who must be brought to justice

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July 4, 2021

A Fourth of July 2021 Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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In the Declaration of Independence, our founding fathers made a statement that is the heart and soul of our great country, a statement that makes America the greatest country in the world –

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June 19, 2021

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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That is NOT how to do it. This is.

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June 17, 2021

Modern Semantics of an Archaic Belief System 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

GQP Cancel Culture

White Christian America ended in the 2010s (nbcnews.com)

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June 3, 2021

A Need To Crush The GQP In The Coming Elections Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Insurrection Headlines
On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was stormed during a riot and violent attack against the U.S. Congress.
Charged: 441
Date: January 6, 2021; 3 months ago, 12:53 – 7:30 p.m. (EDT
Death(s): 5

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May 24, 2021

An Ode To Phil “Lefty” Mickelson

by Joel Kravitz
PGA Championship - Final Round

(Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Fifty Year Old Phil Mickelson Defies Time With A Win For The Ages (literally and figuratively) at The PGA Championship

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May 21, 2021

A Trump Will Flip Limerick…like a pancake cook at IHOP

by Joel Kravitz

trump-family-goodbye

HUFFPOST 5/20/201
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney and “fixer” to Donald Trump, delivered a blunt warning Wednesday to the former president’s closest associates and even his own family.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them,” he warned, “including his children.”

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May 20, 2021

A Senior Man With A Menopausal Wife’s Perspective Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

AAFE libido inert

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May 19, 2021

An Insurrection Committee Opposition Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Insurrection
TFG gives his Brownshirts their orders that led to this –

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May 17, 2021

Limericks and Me

by Joel Kravitz

creative process

I wrote this to enter a contest.

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May 12, 2021

A Couple Time To Do Time Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

Trump prison
Congressional hearings on the insurrection today

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May 9, 2021

A Mother’s Day Golf Lesson Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Golf on Mother's Day

This lesson is all about course management and the course of your marriage.

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