A Couple Of A Troubled Limerick Writer Limericks

American Politics is much more tragedy than comedy today

A Putting The Nasty In Nasty Weather Limerick

There are so many serious problems with having no water that it is hard to make light of it, but I saw this pic on FB and it made me laugh and a limerick popped into my head.

A Back Up On The Horse Limerick

Texans are tough. If they get bucked off, they will get right back on the horse and ride again.

A Couple of Texas Winter Storm “Cluster” Limericks

Not ready for this

A Goodbye Rush Limbaugh Limerick

Rush Limbaugh is gone but will not be forgotten. The evolution of his brand mirrors the changing dynamics of party politics. He began as a conservative “Patriot.” Conservative and patriotic do not describe the virulent speech he subscribed to at the end.

A Resume of Shame Limerick

AND SO MUCH MORE

A When You Don’t Know How To Drive In Snow Limerick

Most people is Houston don’t know how to drive in the snow.
The Mayor is telling people to stay home. Not an option for many, but driving cautiously is an option for everybody. Not an option for fools.

Houston, we have a problem…it snowed
Made worse by nuts out on the road.
And there’s no reason why!
They can’t drive when it’s dry,…
It must be part of the “idiot code!”

A Woman’s Computer Dating Disclaimer Limerick

Thinking about this on Valentine’s Day.

Dating is daunting, especially now with the pandemic making the “meet and greet” a bad option for those staying safe with the Best Practices to not contract nor spread the virus. Computer, or e-dating, has been, is and will be a practical way to meet, communicate, and see if there might be a “connection” (similar interests, compatibility, chemistry); and, if all the cosmic tumblers fall into place, find a meaningful, lasting relationship. Computer dating has proven results. People do find love and get married.

A Valentine’s Day Giggle Poem

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If  a gentleman can make a gal giggle,
There’s a good chance that gal will like you.

A Valentine’s Day Smitten Limerick

Poetry challenge: Valentines poem.

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I’ve been smitten; there’s no way I’d mistake it
And I don’t know how you will take it.

A Partisan Politics Plight Limerick

We have to solve this problem or we are not going to
advance as a country

A Matter of Morals and Courage Limerick

This is a time for Moral Purpose, Moral Compass
And Moral Courage. We’ll soon find out what
our country’s Senate is made of.

A Political Punditry Limerick

Especially with regard to politics today

A The Danger Increases Every Day Limerick

From The American President

Making you afraid of it and telling you who to blame for it

https://youtu.be/OC2jhQ0KAAU

A Wealth Inequality Gap Limerick

The ideological polarization of America shares one thing – discontent and frustration with wealth inequality. It won’t be long before the marginalized right and the marginalized left will realize they are both victims of the same evil…God help us then…

A Real Danger To America Limerick

This picture says it all….gauges on empty
Trump – Dignity, Ethics, Acumen
GOP – Conscience
plus these five lines

An #EndTheFilibuster Limerick

Time to end the filibuster and obstructionist BS
Move America Forward for ALL AMERICANS

An #EndCitizensUnited Limerick

“WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR SALE.”

A Good Bye & Good Riddance Limerick

See you. Wouldn’t want to be you….
Especially when the indictments start coming in

A Last Gasp Grift Limerick

ONLY IT’S GONNA COST YOU….A LOT
A REAL LOT!!! A BIGLY LOT!!!

An It’s No Joke Limerick 1.1

The Impeachment is going to go forward.
McConnell is going to get behind it.

An Inappropriate Response Limerick

Trump blasts ‘ridiculous’ impeachment, says remarks before deadly Capitol riot ‘appropriate’

A Failure’s Failed Coup Limerick

This happened in America on January 6, 2021
The President of The United States incited this

A Democracy Prevails Limerick

Keep The Faith – Good Triumphs Over Evil

A When You Think He Couldn’t Go Any Lower Limerick

 

Trump Pressured Georgia Official to ‘Find’ Enough Votes to Overturn Election

A Christmas Grift Limerick

Making a list and checking it twice…
Gonna find out who will pay my price…..

An Insane Conspiracy Theory That Makes MAGA Psychobabble Seem Normal

DISCLAIMER – When I started writing this, I was writing a biting satire…until it became clear to me that this conspiracy theory went from plausible, to possible and then to probable, but like any other conspiracy theory, unprovable (I hope).

A Jewish Nativity Narrative Limerick 1.1

Come for the birth. Stay for the bris