Archive for ‘Joel’

June 19, 2021

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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That is NOT how to do it. This is.

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June 17, 2021

Modern Semantics of an Archaic Belief System 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

GQP Cancel Culture

White Christian America ended in the 2010s (nbcnews.com)

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June 3, 2021

A Need To Crush The GQP In The Coming Elections Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Insurrection Headlines
On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was stormed during a riot and violent attack against the U.S. Congress.
Charged: 441
Date: January 6, 2021; 3 months ago, 12:53 – 7:30 p.m. (EDT
Death(s): 5

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May 24, 2021

An Ode To Phil “Lefty” Mickelson

by Joel Kravitz
PGA Championship - Final Round

(Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Fifty Year Old Phil Mickelson Defies Time With A Win For The Ages (literally and figuratively) at The PGA Championship

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May 21, 2021

A Trump Will Flip Limerick…like a pancake cook at IHOP

by Joel Kravitz

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HUFFPOST 5/20/201
Michael Cohen, former personal attorney and “fixer” to Donald Trump, delivered a blunt warning Wednesday to the former president’s closest associates and even his own family.

“I think Donald Trump is going to flip on all of them,” he warned, “including his children.”

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May 20, 2021

A Senior Man With A Menopausal Wife’s Perspective Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

AAFE libido inert

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May 19, 2021

An Insurrection Commission Opposition Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Insurrection
TFG gives his Brownshirts their orders that led to this –

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May 17, 2021

Limericks and Me

by Joel Kravitz

creative process

I wrote this to enter a contest.

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May 12, 2021

A Couple Time To Do Time Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

Trump prison
Congressional hearings on the insurrection today

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May 9, 2021

A Mother’s Day Golf Lesson Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Golf on Mother's Day

This lesson is all about course management and the course of your marriage.

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May 8, 2021

A N.I.C.E. Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Apache Blessing (2)
N.I.C.E. – Notice, Invite, Challenge, Empower

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May 6, 2021

A Will Trump Pay Rudy’s Legal Fees? Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I think that this comic strip limerick illustrates the chances of that happening

AAFE grow wings and fly

May 4, 2021

A #CreepyTucker Must Go Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

#CreepyTucker

How does this racist fascist still have a platform?
Because 70M people voted for another racist fascist.
Advertisers need to pull the plug on this anti vaccer. He is a danger to America

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May 3, 2021

A Weird In A Good Way Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

weird
I am proud to call that a self-description

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April 30, 2021

I LOVE MY WIFE

by Joel Kravitz

AAFE idiot husbands
I adore my wonderful wife
And I’m always telling her so.
When I tell her I that I am one lucky guy….
Her response is always “I know.” 

April 30, 2021

A Biden’s Speech Before Congress Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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Joe Biden – How a President Of The United States Of America is supposed to look and sound delivering a message of hope and plan for the future of our great country.

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April 28, 2021

A Rudy Gets A Rude Awakening Limerick

by Joel Kravitz


Rudy will know just what to do to keep himself out of jail
How many times did he tell TFG “Trust me”? which is political speak for….

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April 27, 2021

A Few More Aging To Perfection Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

Father Time

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April 26, 2021

A Pulpit Profiteering Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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Here are the richest pastors in America:

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April 26, 2021

A Marriage Rules Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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There are rules in marriage. The two above and, in my experience, a couple more

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April 25, 2021

An Aging To Perfection Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Aged to perfection

Aging is one of the true paradoxes of Life.

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April 24, 2021

A Call It Kool Aid or Mar A Lago Sunshine Moonshine Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Kool Aid

How Trump Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations

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April 21, 2021

A First Step Towards “Justice For All” BLM Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

George Floyd justice
The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality

The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act: The bill before the US Congress which aims to tackle brutality | US News | Sky News 

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April 16, 2021

A GQP EIS Acronym Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

GQP

EIS EVIL IMMORAL STUPID

I saw this tweet this morning. It was a comment on MTG & LB voting against reauthorizing the National Marrow Donor Program, the only two votes against, and bam, another limerick

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April 16, 2021

I Remember When I Could Remember Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

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I was once a dynamic think tank.
Now I find myself drawing a blank.
I guess I’m resigned
That I’m losing my mind…
And I’m overdrawn at the memory bank!

April 15, 2021

A TFG Must Be Held Accountable For The Pandemic Deaths Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump pandemic response (2)

Trump’s Covid lies were a tragedy. Were they also a crime?
Trump’s lies about Covid very likely killed Americans. Where’s the accountability?

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April 12, 2021

A Mazel Tov To Hideki Matsuyama On His Masters Victory Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Hideki Matsuyama, of Japan, puts on the champion's green jacket with help from Dustin Johnson after winning the Masters golf tournament on Sunday, April 11, 2021, in Augusta, Ga. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
(AP Photo/David J Phillip)

Hideki Matsuyama becomes the first Japanese player to win the Masters

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April 9, 2021

A Pardon Me…Not Today Sucker Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Gaetz kiss ass

MG -Blanket Pardon Please???
TFG -Sorry Sucker, you did what many thought impossible…found a low that I couldn’t stoop to (or should I say admit to)…WOW

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