Archive for ‘Joel’

June 30, 2022

An Idea Guy Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Oughttobiography
I consider myself an Idea Guy. The Making Them Happen part of the equation seems to elude me, but it does not discourage me nor deter me from coming up with new ideas. Every once in a while, I do have a great one and make it happen. But, more times than not….

read more »

June 29, 2022

A Ted Cruz – Hypocrite Extraordinaire Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Ted Cruz hypocrite
Artwork by Donnie Purcell

read more »

June 28, 2022

A Tau Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Artwork by Donnie Purcell
Tau is the ratio of circumference to the radius & Pi is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter

read more »
June 26, 2022

A World UFO Day & National Food Truck Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

UFO Food Truck

Artwork by Donnie Purcell

Did the moon and stars align? This couldn’t possibly be the day where aliens are hungry to learn about our way of life – boy, are they in for a surprise!

read more »

June 26, 2022

The Worst Corruption and Betrayal In American History Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Justice For Sale
Now, during a Crisis For Democracy, we must deal with the reality that one of our most sacred principles, Rule of Law, and the institution that is entrusted to guard it isn’t sacred anymore.

read more »

June 23, 2022

An Inconvenient Truth About American Democracy Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I have written about this before, and I will keep writing about it because it is a plague on this country that is never going to go away. Quite the opposite. It will only get worse because the people who can end it have a vested self interest in perpetuating it.

citizens-united-cartoon

read more »

June 22, 2022

A National Chocolate Eclair Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

eclair day
Artwork by Donnie Purcell

read more »

June 13, 2022

After Today’s Hearing, A $250M Observation Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Kool Aid
And, sadly, there were, and still are way too many drinking the Kool Aid.
Hopefully, the revelations will get through to them as well as the appeal to them for money did.
The Big Lie did $250 million at the Big Con box office.

read more »

June 11, 2022

An “Is This The Beginning Of The End For Those Responsible For Trying To Incite The Beginning Of The End Of Democracy?” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

GQP Jan6 responsibility
Drawing by Donnie Purcell

Trump was at the center of it all – planning, conspiring and inciting.

read more »

June 7, 2022

An Invasion Of The Body Feeler Uppers Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

genital inspection
Artwork by Donnie Purcell
Is there such a thing as going too far anymore?

read more »

June 6, 2022

A Jan 6th Investigation Fuhrer Fervor Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Trump Hitler

Artwork by Jeff Darcy
This may be the best depiction ever

read more »

June 3, 2022

A National Doughnut Day Poem

by Joel Kravitz

See the source image

As you walk the road of life,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut…
And not upon the hole!

June 3, 2022

A Urologist Visit Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Urologist nightmare

Artwork by Donnie Purcell

A visit to the urologist should not cause nightmares…but…
it can send you into therapy when an exam “goes wrong.”

read more »

June 1, 2022

A Couple of Johnny Depp Wins Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

Johnny Wins Fans Go Wild

For Johnny – Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
For Amber – “No soup for you”

read more »

May 29, 2022

A Memorial Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Memorial-Day-Celebrate-Honor-Remember

Memorial Day is a National Holiday honoring all of the men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice to keep the world safe from the worst evil and inhumanity known to man. Their sacrifice is the reason we have the freedom that we live under in the greatest country in the world. It is a day to reflect upon how a nation united can overcome anything that threatens our freedom. Happy Memorial Day.

read more »

May 26, 2022

A Cheesy Limerick To Celebrate World Dracula Day & Blueberry Cheesecake Day

by Joel Kravitz

Dracula loves blueberry cheesecake
Artwork by Donnie Purcell
With everything going on in the world, it is easy to see how we might have missed these two days happening today. A shout out to Donnie for pointing them out.

read more »

May 17, 2022

An “Amber, Here’s A Question For You” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Amber crying on the stand (2)

That face and those tears are real and believable…yeah right!

read more »

May 11, 2022

A Few “Maybe The Founding Fathers Did Get It Right” Limericks and an “Are We On The Brink Of Another American Revolution?” Op/Ed

by Joel Kravitz

Jefferson Wisdom

On the wall of the Jefferson Memorial. Maybe the Founding Fathers were enlightened, open minded and knew that the future would bring great change. This from the Man that wrote the Declaration of Independence and had the foresight to make the Louisiana Purchase and open up America from Sea to Shining Sea.

read more »

May 5, 2022

Women’s Rights – The Fight For Their Lives Limericks

by Joel Kravitz

Fight Back

First, these limericks are not jokes with punchlines. I have chosen this form of poetry for its efficiency. It is poetry – it has rhythm and rhyme. The creative effectiveness of the limerick is the setup and the last line. In five lines, it delivers a message and its brevity allows the author to semantically say more with less, which is my purpose here.

read more »

May 4, 2022

A “What My Mom Would Tell Amber” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Amber poops

My mom had a saying for every occasion and I am sure she would have adapted one her favorites to fit this situation.

read more »

April 28, 2022

Johnny & Amber’s Wedding Vows in Hindsight

by Joel Kravitz

Amber-and-Johnny1--z

The Johnny Depp Amber Heard Shit Show (literally) has me re-thinking wedding vows. After hearing testimony of the total lack of self-respect and any respect for anyone or anything on display here, I got to wondering about how these two ever got married in the first place. And, in hindsight, what their vows should have been.

read more »

April 12, 2022

An Avoiding Marital Tension Limerick 1.1

by Joel Kravitz

selective hearing

A good option when things aren’t sounding too good.

read more »

April 8, 2022

A Wealth Inequality Gap Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

income-inequality-presentation (2)

The ideological polarization of America shares one thing – discontent and frustration with wealth inequality. It won’t be long before the marginalized right and the marginalized left will realize they are both victims of the same evil…God help us then…

read more »

April 7, 2022

An It’s A Spring Thing Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Allergy season

It’s that time of year when Love is in the Air
And a whole lotta pollen

read more »

April 6, 2022

A Pre-Masters Golf Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

play it where it lies

A Great Game

read more »

February 12, 2022

Acrostic Poem – CHEMO

by Joel Kravitz

chemo side effects 2

To rid the body of cancer’s nasty stuff, they pump it full of even nastier stuff…
Giving new insight into the expression, “Pick your poison.”

read more »

January 28, 2022

A Mysogyny In The Magic Kingdom Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

candace-owens-minnie-mouse6747228474325118003

Candace Owens Rages at Minnie Mouse Pantsuit:

‘Trying to Destroy Fabrics of Our Society’

https://www.newsweek.com/candace-owens-minnie-mouse-redesign-disney-fox-news-1673445

read more »

January 20, 2022

Trump & MAGA MUST Be Crushed In the Upcoming Midterm Elections

by Joel Kravitz

vote midters 2022

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/01/republicans-sow-outrage-trump-style-2022-midterms-house-senate

His MAGA cult still worships him
And they’d start a civil war on a whim.
Their warped fixation
On a white Christian nation
Makes America’s future look grim.

read more »