A “What My Mom Would Tell Amber” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

Amber poops

My mom had a saying for every occasion and I am sure she would have adapted one her favorites to fit this situation.

Her rep’s so bad yet she could still cheapen it
By literally getting ass deep in it….
As my mama sort of said –
“That’s how you shit your bed….
And now that’s how you have to sleep in it!”

Mom said “made your bed” but I’m sure she’d approve my use of poetic license here


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