Johnny & Amber’s Wedding Vows in Hindsight

by Joel Kravitz


The Johnny Depp Amber Heard Shit Show (literally) has me re-thinking wedding vows. After hearing testimony of the total lack of self-respect and any respect for anyone or anything on display here, I got to wondering about how these two ever got married in the first place. And, in hindsight, what their vows should have been.

Johnny to Amber –

I can’t promise that I’ll ever love you
Let alone for better or for worse.
I have no idea what we are thinking.
Our wedding vows are a curse.
Now that that is out there
And the real truth be said,
I hope we at least can promise….
That we won’t shit in the bed!

Amber – sorry Johnny, I can’t make that promise


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