A When First Is Worst Limerick

Two of my favorite things are fun at the track and fun in the sack.
Saw this pic and it led to this……..

At the racetrack, it’s best to come first.
But in the bedroom, first is the worst.
She’ll think you’re a dud
And your career as a stud…..
Let’s just say, that bubble will burst!

Hopefully you won’t go from a stallion wannabe to a gelding

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