A National Hot Dog Day Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

National-Hot-Dog-Day

I am a firm believer that the hot dog was made for watching sports and I have knocked down many a tube steak in front of the tube watching a game. My personal preference for a dog is Hebrew National 1/4 pounders, however, I am good with any dog that doesn’t bite me first.

And, despite knowing how they make hot dogs ,that does not deter my desire to devour a dog. And that includes Kosher dogs which may be all beef but are made the same way.

Of all the junk food on which I love to dine,
I think a good hot dog’s divine.
And I don’t care if it’s blessed,
Why I’ve even confessed….
A Surgeon General’s warning is fine.

3 Comments to “A National Hot Dog Day Limerick”

  1. Oh you’re fav is mine as well. However when at the ballpark you eat what they got. Nothing like a Chicago Dog!

  2. PS who the hell puts ketchup on a hot dog!!!!

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