A Marriage Rules Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

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There are rules in marriage. The two above and, in my experience, a couple more
#3 – The Money Rule – the one who makes the money makes the rules
#4 – The Pussy Rule – the one with the Pussy makes the rules
What has worked best for me has been when #3 & #4 were the same person

But we’re all human and there will always be differences of opinion…which led to this…

A husband may be his wife’s shining white knight
But there will be the occasional fight
And when a wife is irate
She’s always gonna hate….
Those rare times when her husband is right!

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