Hark, the Begging Santa Rings

by Rhyme In Time

Based on Hark, the Herald Angels Sing

Hark, in front of Macy’s rings,
Santa-suited ding-a-ling.
Making clangor by a pot,
Begging for what change I’ve got.
Christmas spirit in his eyes,
Beer or vodka, I surmise.
All these Kringles sound the same:
“It’s for charity,” or so he claims.
Thanks to you, my head now rings.

This is from my new, and free thru Monday 11/26!, book of holiday (per)verse, Corrupt Carols! The book is a Grinchly anthology of parodies of popular Christmas carols. (Click on cover.)

It’s free to download from Amazon until Tuesday. Please help yourself to a free copy!

And please leave a review! 🙂

Note: Contains  adult themes.


2 Comments to “Hark, the Begging Santa Rings”

  1. Thanks 🙏 just grabbed a copy… review in time.

  2. Just want to say Thank You! to everyone who gabbed a free copy. The response was much greater than I had hoped. Please feel free to leave a quick product review on Amazon, good, bad, or in between. 🙂

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