A “Putz Putts” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

trump the golfer

I think that President Trump believed that being the President of The United States was going to be the same thing as being the CEO of his Trump businesses. In the business world that he lives in, there are more deals made on the golf course than in the board room and I believe he truly thinks that will work for him now that he is President. Negotiate a nuclear arms treaty in the snack bar over lunch after the front nine, work out a trade agreement in the men’s locker room while trading “locker room” jokes. It doesn’t quite work like that. In fact, his golfing has been the subject of intense scrutiny regarding how seriously he takes his new job. If he doesn’t get his game together real soon, he may find that America will be taking a Mulligan on the last election.

Trump’s golf trips have jumped up and bit him.
Wondering how his presidential schedule will permit him,
The Press takes him to task,
And I’ve never heard them ask….
“Mr. President, how did you hit ’em?”

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