The Fat Man

by Sebastian St.John Montgomery-Greystoke

Not last night, but the night before

A big fat man came knocking on my door.

He sat down for tea and ate a sausage roll

And then he was sick in the toilet bowl.

3 Comments to “The Fat Man”

  1. James don’t forget the tags please.

    What an ugly fat man 🙂

  2. The fat man had not come for tea, but to consume me

  3. Moral of the story… don’t answer the door for a fat man

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