I think there’s been a misunderstanding.
I like rain storms, not brain storms
Real streams, not work streams
Any cloud, but not the cloud
An actual blue sky, not your Blue Sky Thinking
I want to break out of the room, not enter a ‘Break Out Room’
Give me a mouse, I’ll give it some cheese
I’ll work on a sheep farm, but not in a cube farm
In open space, not cyberspace
I like oak trees, not decision trees
OS Maps, not process maps
The slow road, not the Fast Track
A traditional stone wall will keep me safe, not a Firewall
I’d rather lie down in the long grass, than kick this problem into it
You say we have a mountain to climb. I literally have to go and climb a mountain
Thanks for inviting me for an interview, but I’m not sure I really want to work here.
Goodbye.
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