A “Golden (Shower) Opportunity For A Pundit”Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I have been delirious with joy about my Clemson Tigers winning the National Championship. I thought I might be able to savor it a little longer BUT President Elect Trump has thrust me back into the pundit fray once again. Fortunately for joke writers and unfortunately for The United States, Donald Trump is a laugh a minute when he isn’t scaring the shit out of the country and the world.

So many jokes and puns and, quite possibly, so little time. This latest intelligence leak just might be what opens up the floodgates of backlash against him and washes him away. He may very well have pissed away the Presidency. I can’t wait to see the video and it will be coming soon to an internet sight near you once his opposition decides they can use it to flush him out. And that led to this…

Before Donald Trump ever takes power,
Could he be facing his final hour?
His idea of cleaning
Is even demeaning…..
He likes employing a Golden Shower!

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