Strong Women

by Judy E Martin

When it’s time to’ man up’

We are told to ‘grow  a pair’

Balls will make us stronger

But that’s not very fair!

Why are they so special?

To make us act so tough

In those awful moments

When life gets really rough

Gonads are quite tender

And one kick in the jewels

Can render someone helpless

Plus make them look such fools!

Women are much stronger

There are no ifs and buts.

We have to push a child out

Despite the rips and cuts

You don’t find women fretting

On having to wear a box

Scared that being sporty

Will break their precious cocks!

If you want to show some strength

Balls are pretty minor

I suggest you ‘woman up’

Grow yourself a vagina!



14 Comments to “Strong Women”

  1. Haha. There is that old phrase still about – If she had balls she’d be my uncle! lol. Love this poem though, put a smile on my face this morning.

  2. And one kick in the jewels

    Can render someone helpless

    How true 🙂 🙂

  3. Ha – yes! Get it!

  4. Brilliant! Love it

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