A New Perspective On Sex Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

WARNING – Some material in this limerick may not be suitable for anyone who has not been called an idiot by their wife/wives or girlfriends.

Which is something that has been a pretty regular occurrence for me in my thirty years of marriage to three wives and my relationships with my many girlfriends when I wasn’t married. I would venture to say that if I had a dollar for anytime a wife or girlfriend called me an idiot, I could live comfortably off the interest.

I like sex. Always have and always will. But as I’ve grown older, I have found that I just don’t have the same level of desire and energy to make it happen. If it comes my way, I am not going to turn it away but is not something that I am going to put a lot effort into where it was once something that was a hot pursuit (pun intended.)

I once wished women would want to screw me.
Not a priority now that I’m sixty three.
I’ve even debated
That pussy’s overrated….
And not all that it’s cracked up to be!

One Comment to “A New Perspective On Sex Limerick”

  1. Here’s one I heard a long time ago, called “Ode From a Prostitute: DIrty Talk”

    A man from Provincetown, Mass
    Had testicles made out or brass.
    He banged them together
    To play “Stormy Weather”
    And lightning shot out of his ass.
    Did you cum?

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