A “Stupid Man” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

I was recently introduced to woman at a social engagement. We seemed to hit it off and during our conversation, I came to learn that she had a Facebook page. Since I use Facebook to build a platform to promote my limericks, I went to her Facebook page and sent her to a “friend request” so I could invite her to “like” the An Answer For Everything Facebook page.

She did not accept my “friend request.” Yet. She told me that she was playing the “girl card” which I took to mean using a woman’s prerogative to “think about it.” Hey, I would think about it too before I publicly became friends with me….and that led to this…which I sent to her…

I am impressed with your “girl card” play.
I like a woman who wants things her way.
But just to be fair,
Buyer Beware….
I have a “stupid man card” tucked away.

One Comment to “A “Stupid Man” Limerick”

  1. I not only have a “Stupid Man Card” stuck away, I also have a “Forgetful Man Card”, an “Irresponsible Man Card”. a Sloppy Man Card”, and an “Obtuse Man Card”. Together they are equal to a Royal Flush!

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