A “Stupid Man” Limerick

by Joel Kravitz

stupid men

A while back, I was introduced to a woman at a social engagement. We seemed to hit it off and during our conversation, I came to learn that she had a Facebook page. I went to her Facebook page and sent her to a “friend request.”

She did not accept my “friend request.” Yet. She told me that she was playing the “girl card” which I took to mean using a woman’s prerogative to “think about it.” Hey, I would think about it too before I publicly became friends with me….and that led to this…which I sent to her…

I am impressed with your “girl card” play.
I like a woman who wants things her way.
But just to be fair,
Buyer Beware….
I have a “stupid man card” tucked away.


3 Responses to “A “Stupid Man” Limerick”

  1. I not only have a “Stupid Man Card” stuck away, I also have a “Forgetful Man Card”, an “Irresponsible Man Card”. a Sloppy Man Card”, and an “Obtuse Man Card”. Together they are equal to a Royal Flush!


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