This Little Piggy

by William

This little piggy went to market

This little piggy stayed at home

This little piggy had roast beef, hamburgers, chocolates and toffees and died of heart disease

This little piggy had none, subsequently dying of starvation

The last little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home and was arrested for urinating in a public place

Life sucks if you are a little piggy



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