Don’t stumble over our neighbour,
he didn’t make it to his home last night,
using your shoe as a pillow, and on the sofa
there’s a man we don’t know who he is,
he was good in telling jokes though.
The German couple is snoring in front
of the toilet. Don’t wake them up, piss outside.
The party was a bit of a surprise, we might
do it again perhaps, if we can remember
any of this at all when it gets light.
Do you have a headache or is that the door banging?
No I make no sense either. Leave them bottles,
let’s try and sleep, I don’t care where, try the floor,
till the world stops spinning.
We should do this more often! Yeah right.